"And I don't even know her, so..." Not that that always matters, Jack has learned.

"And I am! I leave them the hell alone! Okay, so I sent a couple glitter bombs, but come on! That's kiddie shit, that's nothing! I mind my own business, I'm perfectly polite when we end up dealing with each other, and I sure as shit don't go hounding all their friends to tell them what fuckheads they are! And I don't even do it for them, I do it cuz my daughter asked me to, and she's a hell of a lot more important to me than grudges from back home!"

That he can't even follow through on anyway. He leans back against the couch, tipping his head up and sighing heavily.

"It's hard being me, babe. C'mere, I wanna cuddle."