[Jack hears the door, Taako laughing...did...did that just happen? Is this happening? This can't be happening!]
[He looks down and then to the door and no, oh fuck no. Pantsless and dickless, Jack clumps down the stairs in a cacophony of whirring joints and stomping feet. He may be strong and possessed of incredible endurance, but he isn't particularly fast. Something he deeply regrets at the moment.]
[Noticing Tim in the doorway, he at least has the decency to grab a sofa pillow to cover his current (lack of) shame. Nobody needs to see him dickless.]
[Why is his roommate just standing there??? He's a giant bull man, he can wrestle a snake! Fail, Tim! Epic fail! Neverminding that Tim would have no idea what was happening, or that tackling Taako would have been prudent, but those are fine details that Jack just isn't concerned with right now.]
Did...did Taako just go by? Why did you let him go?!? He has my junk!
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[Jack hears the door, Taako laughing...did...did that just happen? Is this happening? This can't be happening!]
[He looks down and then to the door and no, oh fuck no. Pantsless and dickless, Jack clumps down the stairs in a cacophony of whirring joints and stomping feet. He may be strong and possessed of incredible endurance, but he isn't particularly fast. Something he deeply regrets at the moment.]
[Noticing Tim in the doorway, he at least has the decency to grab a sofa pillow to cover his current (lack of) shame. Nobody needs to see him dickless.]
[Why is his roommate just standing there??? He's a giant bull man, he can wrestle a snake! Fail, Tim! Epic fail!
Neverminding that Tim would have no idea what was happening, or that tackling Taako would have been prudent, but those are fine details that Jack just isn't concerned with right now.]
Did...did Taako just go by? Why did you let him go?!? He has my junk!