thedifferencebetween: (well aren't you just precious?)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote 2020-09-18 01:43 am (UTC)

Oh, yeah, that's my daughter's name. And she is, she really is. An angel. I'm a lucky guy, I really am. More lucky than I oughtta be, really.

[But he's not going to think too much about that. No reason to, he'll only get upset.]

Oh, no, I mean...it's basically just a computer behind there. I don't, uh, I don't really have any biological components left except up in here. [He taps the side of his head.] Meat brain, at least! But nothing else. And I mean sometimes? I liked to eat! I liked food, liked making it, enjoying it...but I can't complain too much, ya know? I don't have to worry about a bunch of stuff anymore, I don't physically age, I never have to work out to keep my figure! And I've got the greatest poker face ever.

[He...should probably try and take advantage of that more.]

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