"We're planning date night, god murder talk when we're sober. Can I snort coke off of you? Cuz I love doing that. And I figure the answer's 'yes' cuz we...holy shit, baby doll, we really are a fantastically matched pair of people. You can snort it offa me." He grins wider, fingers at the bare skin at the small of her back.

"I know getting kidnapped to another dimension and biologically altered into a different species sucks bullymong balls, but ya did get to meet me! And there's no other way that was gonna happen, we're separated by a thousand years at least."

And it's so great they do get to meet and do their thing together. Jack's met a lot of cool people, a lot of great chicks here, but Harley...she's kinda like Lu. She's special. A cut above the rest, just right on the same wavelength.

"And you should wear a dress, just because club bathroom sex is way easier with a skirt involved."