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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote 2020-11-08 01:46 am (UTC)

"It works for some people, I guess." Jack shrugs. He can get it, sort of. At least one of his marriages was monogamous. That had been a long time ago, though.

"Hey, I get it, group sex is just fun! And...I dunno. Usually I've got a couple of people I'm messing around with, so I'd just pick one of them. Not so much these days. And obviously Tim is off the table. I mean there's a lot of hot monsters out there, and they're probably hot as people but I dunno. I think the changes definitely improve some people. You know, they can take an average dude or lady and make'em real neat looking. Oh, my handyman's usually DTF. Not the most thrilling personality, but he's pretty good in bed and he's a faerie so he's got some neat bits."

But also a boring dude, in Jack's opinion. He's quiet and just sort of does what Jack tells him to, which isn't a complaint in a handyman but doesn't make for a very exciting lover.

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