"Babe...I always decorate in my colors. They're classy as hell! Wait till you see some of the friggin fireplaces in this place, you could fit like five people inside of'em!" There's a lot to decorate, is his point.

"Hey, it's cool, we can do all the winter holiday fun crap. Decorate, go shopping, mess around with snow...whatever." Jack's really just glad he's not going to be stuck spending the holidays with his friggin handyman. Who probably has other plans anyway.

"Uh...was that that pretentious weird theater that gave birth to improv? If it is, that's all I know about it."