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[thedifferencebetween]

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[thedifferencebetween]

well i dunno i dont hang out w dogs

i mean also wut dogs do? they scare cats, that 1 i kno. rude but natural

but srsly. he finds a loud dog with a messed up face...how messed up r we talking here? no, nvrmind, dont answer. ricks seen the guds, i can guess. anyway... loud dog, messed up face, his 1st thought is 'yes this is my best friend!'?

this settles it, im the smarter 1

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i mean to be honest i'm just kind of waiting to see how long it takes for him to figure it out

like for science or something. how many geniuses does it take to figure out that this dog is not your bff

also 100% related, where do you keep your camera

[thedifferencebetween]

IF he figures it out. i mean b4 im done working on this n get back home

but u gotta give him points 4 trying 2 help wut he thinks is me. i mean its dumb, its really dumb, he could just txt me 2 check, but dude's a gud friend

my room, top of my dresser, cant miss it. dont even need 2 open any drawers that mite scar u 4 life!

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don't say i never do anything for you

>>mrhandsome69 has posted an IMAGE. If you wish to view, type 10583294.BMP

[It's a picture of Rick, in front of just the mangiest-ass looking dog, waving Jack's dildo in front of it while it clearly was trying to bite the thing. It looked like it may have already gotten its teeth on the rubber phallus at least once.]

[thedifferencebetween]

wut the hell is happening in our house?

i mean in the grand, general sense here, i can see my bff is waving... wait is that my stolen dick????? how did rick get his hands on that????
did...did he let the dog chew on it????

okay nevermind, wut the hell is happening in our house rn?

[blap_blap]

other than the fact that i've completely lost control of this situation?

rick probably like bribed taako for your dick, idk i wasn't there for that part, but he thinks if he waves something of great personal significance in front of its face, the dog'll turn back into you.

so i mean i get the logic behind the dick

[thedifferencebetween]

well this rabbit hole gos friggin deep

wut the hell tim? when did our lives turn in2 sum kind of wacky cartoon sitcom? cuz thats wut this feels like

ok u just let this play out i guess? id say try n get my dick back but i got a new 1 n a dog chewed on that 1 n i dont want a dick with dog bite marks on it

im not banging any weres, thatd...thatd raise sum weird questions!

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jack i wasn't going to touch your dick anyway

not after taako's had it this long and it's been in that dog's mouth

do you see that thing? it looks like a breeding ground for, god i don't know, whatever happens when you put literally every canine disease into one animal. it honestly might be rabid?

okay this was funny at first but it's getting increasingly less funny

[thedifferencebetween]

thats wut she sa...wait nvr mind

its still funny! ur not being asked 2 touch it, chill

enjoy rick makin a moron out of himself

[blap_blap]

no the part where rick's like increasingly likely to catch weird monster rabies from this stupid dog is what's becoming less funny

but i mean yeah the rick being an idiot part is pretty great

like i kind of wish i could take video and do this mockumentary style

here we see the wild genius in his natural habitat

majestic

[thedifferencebetween]

tim, ricks a demon. literally. i dont think he needs 2 worry about rabies. n even if he does, hell just die n come back anyway. hell b fine

prbbly

but no hes not living this 1 down. its really 2 bad u cant video record it. wud luv a copy of THAT