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< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea, sure, ur brand new n not even a monster yet n probably havent even SEEN a poacher, but ok, tell me how angry U r at em

i get it, ur pissed off they grabbed ur wutever the hell my houseboy is 2 u. but cupcake i been dealing w/this shit since we figured out there wuz an organized group of em. ive got friggin trauma

<sharpteeth>

[fingersandteeth]

Friend with benefits.

[Okay. Now he's annoyed again. But deep breaths. Deep fucking breaths. Sometimes it's very annoying to have a reputation as a polite, reasonable person to maintain.

Besides, it's not like it isn't true that this is the first time the poachers have really affected his life and Jack has been dealing with them for however long. Nothing Jack said was inaccurate, just bluntly and harshly put. And he already knows from the time they went drinking that Jack is a much less likable asshole over text.

That said, if he calls Steven 'cupcake' again he's going to throw something.]

But you're right. You've more reason than me to be upset.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

ur fuckbuddy, got it

u have no idea

last time they did this, got a bunch of ppl i wuz real close 2

killed my non-bio twin

i mean he came back but he wuz real messed up

<sharpteeth>

[fingersandteeth]

In essence.

But Jesus, Jack, I'm *so sorry*. I had no idea.

[Jack's doppelganger... non-bio twin was still around, right? They worked in the same place, even though Steven hasn't talked to him yet due to Awkward Crushes on Actual Jack, but he thinks the guy showed up for work since the 27th? He's not sure, though, so let's just not say anything.]

I know I'm not in a position to make any promises, but we'll get those asshole back someday. I don't know how. But we goddamn will.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

well ya got the rite spirit there anyway

i tell ya, if its not 1 thing its another around here

but we fucked em up last time, well fuck em up again this time

<sharpteeth>

[fingersandteeth]

We definitely will.

I have no idea what kind of monster I'll be, but as long as I've got hands, I'm a damn good shot. If I can get my hands on a firearm, I'll be more than happy to put a bullet in the head of any of them.

Hell, I'd be happy to even if they hadn't taken Virgil.