Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
[Hank will at least try to do the decent thing of dropping off the Christmas gift in person. If he can't catch him there, then he'll leave the package on his doorstep.]
[It's whiskey rocks with Togepi engraved on them. Why? He found them just kitschy enough to get and a bizarre and useful enough gift to have.]
CHRISTMAS DELIVERY 2018
[It's whiskey rocks with Togepi engraved on them. Why? He found them just kitschy enough to get and a bizarre and useful enough gift to have.]