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Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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Merry Holiday????

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[Not sending Jack a gift is just asking for trouble. On the day of, a trusty Oricorio shows up at Jack's door, a box of cookies in her beak. They're all houndour/houndoom themed, and may or may not be slightly burnt.

The note is short and sweet. 'Happy Mercenaries Day.' . She at least has the decency to include a heart?]