Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
I dunno how to make stuff for Pokemon, half of them eat weird shit no biological creature outta be eating. I could literally bring a handful of rocks and that would count cuz I've seen Pokemon eat rocks.
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They're better off if I go to the store.
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[Angel is going to absolutely prove him wrong and show up with a veritable feast of poke-goods.]
Just let me know when you're free next.
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