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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[fingersandteeth]

Beep-boop isn't *super* fucked up. He just has a tendency to rickroll everyone around him. As far as glitches go, reciting Rick Astley instead of making normal Pokemon noises is... reasonable. Certainly better than having metal things sticking to him.

I'll keep him out of the way in the basement with Milli Vanilli and the ghosts, then.

[thedifferencebetween]

why wud u want that? why wud anyone want that? read wut u just rote babe. id say ur wasting ur time on a useless pokemon but at least its got potential to mess with ppl

but u kno the only reject i like is the stupid science abomination i got stuck with

[fingersandteeth]

I know. I do know. I'm not expecting you to care about him or for him. I'm just warning you that he's coming and that I'll make space for him out of your way.

I actually do find the rickroll glitch to be fairly amusing, though. And adopting the poor thing *is* in line with the kind of man I want this world—and *particularly* the Pokemon Guardian Corps—to see me as.

[And as it happened, Thace and Winter both were very good at playing at his vestigial sense of guilt. (Hence why he was also helping advise them on committing ecoterrorism.)

And honestly, he did actually like Beep-boop, the big weirdo.]

[thedifferencebetween]

yea yea deep cover shit

maybe we can make money off it, rent it out as a roll-a-gram

[fingersandteeth]

Exactly.

And I don't see why not. He seems like he likes the idea, at least if the phrase 'we know the game and we're going to play it' counts as an indication of assent.

[thedifferencebetween]

not 2 concerned with getting its approval babe. its a defective pokemon, its lucky im letting it come home

[fingersandteeth]

I know you aren't, bebe. But I figure the rickrolling for pay scheme will go more smoothly if he's into it.