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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

Hello, Jack. I have a question for you.

What exactly does Virgil do for you?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

wutever i tell him 2

not even being a dick he does all kinds of shit 4 me

why?

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

I've recently hired him on to my organization.

Normally this would require you to agree to the terms of contracting a member of the Black Hat Organization for services, but I can't be arsed to deal with all that.

So. Consider this a formal notification of our mutually employed faerie.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

ugh

look fine just i do use him a lot so dont keep him busy all the time

besides dont u already have a minion? why do u need mine?

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

He won't be gone any more than he usually is.

He's not my minion. He's a pick up through unfortunate happenstance.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

i guess as long as he isnt any busier

looks like a minion 2 me

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

A drudge, at best.

Do you have anything you find he's particularly good at?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

fixing shit

dudes pretty aces at fixing shit even tricky stuff

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

A handyman then.

[Because he has so many hands!]

What about cleaning?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea hes not a moron he can clean shit

idk if u give 2 fucks at a flying donut about plants but dudes gud with that kinda thing 2