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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

bcuz im busy with so much shit

thats how i stay stupidly rich

i wud have done sumthing with it on my own at sum point

u think ive never designed a theme park b4? bcuz i have

jackland

ur head can b the ass end

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

It was my solution, so I deserve the front.

[This is stupid. He's realizing it's stupid. He's going to win this argument though.]

Hang the clown for now. We'll deal with that later. For now: plans. Themes. Ideas. With enough hands we'll whip it into shape in time for the Samhain season. I've already put some forth; what do you have aside from resources?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

fine

samhain? oh u mean bludy harvest!

fire

all kinds of fun things u can do w/fire! shoot it at ppl

make em walk thru it

herd em with it

electricity 2

charged floor panels

trick doorknobs that electrocute u if u pick the wrong 1

rig a couple ferris wheel seats to fry sum balls

the possibilities r endless buddy!

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

Bloody harvest? I like that. There certainly will be blood involved.

Fire and electricity are both good. A dance floor with both of them will really light up the fun! Pity it'll have to be mostly non-lethal; we won't have much sustained business if the customers are all dead.

Perhaps an acid pool? Pop it under a trap door as a nasty surprise for a misstep. Sharks as well; I doubt we'll be able to combine the two but individually they serve well enough.

Oh, and the ferris wheel. Loosen it up a bit, make it more rickety than it needs to be. Those things are dull as the dickens and I'm not having a safe refuge ride under my management.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

where the hell r we gonna get that much acid? or sharks? i mean i dig the idea but were working on a deadline

i got exactly the rite shit 4 the dance floor

been working on heat pads 4 scaley monsters

can rig a bunch up 2 flux btween warm & uncomfortable & hot foot

not deadly but livens things up & gets the crowd moving

we can rig the wheel 2 start & stop suddenly 2

<BlackHat>

[evilopportunityemployer]

I'm thinking in the long term here. Flug is gifted but even he can't make sharks immune to corrosion in a month with what he has access to. If you're worried about transportation of the animals, that won't be an issue. We'll shrink them down, bring them in, let them loose, and revert their size.

The dance floors must be electrified, yes. Put a few spots of it in the mirror maze as well, encourage our guests to get through a bit faster - or smack into a mirror multiple times! We'll need to install cameras to watch.

I'll leave the mechanics to you and Flug. I will handle the atmosphere and presentation and future expansions. I foresee this being a rather enjoyable business venture, Jack.