Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
Her lower arms unfold and she reaches into a carefully hidden pocket to extract a cigarette holder, metal cigarette case, and lighter. She fits a cigarette into the holder with practiced ease, taking it between her lips and lighting it. "I can understand that. I can't imagine not being able to indulge in my favorite vices."
She pulls from the cigarette, looking him over thoughtfully as she blows the smoke into the air. The thought that she's going to sleep with someone who is essentially a robot is an interesting one. It does lend itself to some interesting possibilities. Electricity, for example. It could be fun.
Tilting her head, she smirks at him, "You'll find I'm not most people. I can find pleasure in unconventional, often harsher, things."
"You and me both, sweetheart." One of Jack's mismatched eyes brightens with a quick flash - his version of a wink. His expression never changes, forever fixed in that pleased little smile, but he's adapted to expressing himself other ways.
"You uh...ever go co-hunting for foreplay? Or are you the watch and get worked up kinda woman?"
The lack of expression had the potential to be slightly unnerving, but her former boss was literally a robot controlled by a goldfish in a tank on its head. So, yeah.
She tilts her head, regarding him silently for a moment. Taking another drag on her cigarette, she blows out the smoke and smiles. "While there is something to be said for watching, I have been enjoying being more... Hands on... since I've gotten here."
"I mean I'm a guy who's up for pretty much anything, so...ya know. Lady's choice." Jack has very few hard nos, at least when it comes to the bedroom. Or wherever, semi-public sex is a big turn on for him.
"But I do find it fun to hit the town together, grab a snack...I eat energy so it's real easy to share."
She has very few, herself. Surprising for someone who gives the appearance of such a charming, old fashioned lady. She's been all over time. Little surprises her anymore.
Her smile widens. She takes another drag, eyes subtly glancing about for an ashtray. Seeing none, she taps the ashes onto the floor. "You have my interest. I haven't married those two appetites as of yet." Her smile turns dark and deadly. Bloodsport before sex? How fun. "I'm game."
"Fan-fucking-tastic!" Jack would grin widely if he could. "I knew there was something about you..."
Even from their brief conversation on the network. He's got a sixth sense for these things, a way of just honing in on his type of people. And also badass ladies that are down to bone.
"You have any favorite hunting grounds? I sort of just eat whoever's pissed me off the worst and most recently."
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She pulls from the cigarette, looking him over thoughtfully as she blows the smoke into the air. The thought that she's going to sleep with someone who is essentially a robot is an interesting one. It does lend itself to some interesting possibilities. Electricity, for example. It could be fun.
Tilting her head, she smirks at him, "You'll find I'm not most people. I can find pleasure in unconventional, often harsher, things."
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"You uh...ever go co-hunting for foreplay? Or are you the watch and get worked up kinda woman?"
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She tilts her head, regarding him silently for a moment. Taking another drag on her cigarette, she blows out the smoke and smiles. "While there is something to be said for watching, I have been enjoying being more... Hands on... since I've gotten here."
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"But I do find it fun to hit the town together, grab a snack...I eat energy so it's real easy to share."
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Her smile widens. She takes another drag, eyes subtly glancing about for an ashtray. Seeing none, she taps the ashes onto the floor. "You have my interest. I haven't married those two appetites as of yet." Her smile turns dark and deadly. Bloodsport before sex? How fun. "I'm game."
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Even from their brief conversation on the network. He's got a sixth sense for these things, a way of just honing in on his type of people. And also badass ladies that are down to bone.
"You have any favorite hunting grounds? I sort of just eat whoever's pissed me off the worst and most recently."