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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2018-06-07 12:35 pm

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Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too late, too excited to stop]

You've used them before? Like laser tag, or arcade games? I heard Goldenrod has a game place! The stupid place has everything! We can play there!! I'm good at the cranes!!

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[E-tech, laser what? She supposes a small one mounted on your wrist is good for like... playing around with cats, though. His Meowth might appreciate tech like that! But Mafuyu comes from the age of flip phones, her laser guns remain laser tag guns.]

We can play shooting games too! I can shoot the ones in the festivals, where you knock down cans! And I can throw ninja stars!!

[Impressive, right?! Say you're impressed!!]
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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs. Funny guy, Jack, what a joke.]

You'd be able to take down the Donphan blocking the path if that were true! Stuff like ninja stars don't help much though. [She mimes throwing one. Which, because she isn't actually holding a star, just looks like she's just swinging her arm back and forth in midair.] Ninja taught me how to use 'em. Things like walking on water and smoke signals too.

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Nn... Those blanket things that let you camo with a wall? Traps and disguises, how to erase your presence. He could fly too, but I don't think his method...

[That potential he thinks she has? She's not going to tarnish it bringing up Ninja's methods.]

I don't really want to talk about it.

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's not shady as much as...

[No. Don't mention any more, pretend this conversation never happened. It's too embarrassing.]

But anyways, it doesn't help here! Ninja's better at gathering info and stuff, but for me, it's easier to charge in and beat up things directly than surprise them. You gotta challenge someone in a fair fight!

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Mafuyu covers her face. So she's either shady or stupid, and she can't really deny either... But he doesn't seem like someone who'd be scared of her, and his opinion of her can't possibly get any worse, so she drops her hands, regarding him closely.]

Most people don't think so. But you don't seem bothered by fighting. You're also like that? Gang wars at school? I mean, you're an old guy now, but.
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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're... twenty-something? I can't tell.

[Anybody past twnety is old. She only knows one guy over twenty before they fall dangerously close to adult territory with their rules and morals and laws. Even if they both fight, politics and cannibals seem worlds apart from how she lives. She can't know him better like this.]

Is this that story you promised me? I need smaller words. I don't completely understand what you're saying.
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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[She's a former high school delinquent; her time was spent avoiding grown ups.]

Yeah. Pandora sounds terrible. Also, smoking turns your lungs black.
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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
They're stupid and ungrateful and I hope you beat them. And your lungs are going to shrivel up.

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
And they deserve it, if they did all that! Hurting innocent people and refusing to make things better for themselves!

[She pounds her fist on her knee; she's not going to be out-shouted by what's really important here. His planet's important, it's commendable what he's trying to do, but first! More importantly!]

But you can't win if you can't breathe! You can't kill them if you're dead! I'm not going to lose my only friend here, so throw that thing away!

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Me? I'm sixteen! And if you smoke, you're not going to see half that many more years, preserves or not!

[If she were there in person, she'd snatch that thing out of his hands and stomp it flat on the ground. Things to do when she gets to Goldenrod: dinner with Jack, arcade with Jack, destroy his supply of cigars. She can't do anything standing in a broken field, so she compensates by slamming her fist into the trunk of the tree she's standing under, the bark splintering under her fist.]

I wanna kill something. I wanna kill them.

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohh, that makes her seethe. An innocent person is one thing. But a girl? Sweet pure girls, with which not a hair on their head should ever be harmed?]

No girls are going to get hurt on my watch! I'm going to protect them all! I can fight, with or without my Pokemon! So tell me what to do; you'd better let me help!

[She shakes the Pokegear... like that'd be as convincing as physically taking him by his shoulders and giving him a good shake. Goldenrod. She needs to get to Goldenrod.]

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[personal profile] dashdash 2016-06-14 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[The deep breaths fuel her deep throated growling, but hearing again that they aren't in the right place to strike back keeps her from lashing out. So she clenches her fists, lets the anger and frustration compress in her knuckles until they turn white and shake.]

...Okay.

[She releases the tension in her hands, imagining it falling to the ground and lighting the area around her feet in flames. When she's done with them, it's going to be a scorched earth, there's going to be nothing left.]

We'll do it for her. What's her name.

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