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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Jack, I can be a man of discretion. I humbly request that you treat this venture with the same delicate touch.

As for your 'payment.'

I am willing to play a few rounds of cards, pour the drinks, and light the smokes after a hunt, and whatever else you want for your services. I will not promise you that you are to my tastes. Though I suppose I ought to be flattered by your attentions.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

thats wut i assumed

ok 1) if u like it rough then trust me im 2 ur tastes

2) u can just pay me with money u kno

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Money. Naturally. I've plenty of that to spare.

At least allow me to offer up the supplies, too. I can arrange to haul a live one to your castle.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

money makes the world go round!

doesnt matter wut world were talking

ok get me a middle aged good sized dude with some meat 2 him

not 2 much muscle

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Define what you mean by 'too much muscle.' Do you want a fat one?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

no not FAT

just a little xtra meat

doesnt work out

2 much fat & its a bitch 2 butcher

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

I see. You want the standard early-to-middle-age adult who cycles to and from their desk work each day. I know the sort.

I will see you shortly.