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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[thedifferencebetween]

I don't think anybody expects you. You're a surprising lady.

Tell me about it. I coulda skipped that month. But yeah, yeah, I'm pulling myself out of my funk. And what teenage girl doesn't want a pony? Kid deserves it, she's been taking care of me. What's your stomping grounds these days? We might be heading your way.

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[oldestfriend]

I get that a lot.

Anyway, I had been planning on heading back into Kanto, but after that big thing in Goldenrod, I thought I’d do a little sight seeing around here. I’ve been spending some time in Cianwood because- well. One of my Pokemon evolved, and he wanted a lot of open water. Tiny little puddle on the street weren’t doing it for him anymore.

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[thedifferencebetween]

Yeah? Anything cool there? I haven't done much traveling, myself. Furthest beyond Goldenrod I've been is Ecruteak a few times.

Lemme guess. Fish dragon?

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[oldestfriend]

Pretty nice, pretty nice. I’ve heard Mount Moon is gorgeous, so that’s the sight seeing plan on my list so far.

And yuuup.

[He gets a picture sent to him then. That is indeed a Gyarados. There may or may not be the tip of a small wooden boat sticking out of its mouth as it contentedly lays beached along the, well, beach.]