Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
[TODAY...TODAY JACK IS NOT. WHOLLY DEDICATED TO HIS DUMB OLD MAN LACKEY PERSONA. He cuts a tight little frown at the other Jack and sets the iron down.]
I've worn this suit every prom and it's perfectly fine.
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I've worn this suit every prom and it's perfectly fine.