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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[keep_surviving]

but po~oooooooops

come on. i wouldnt deface your office. without signing my name.

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[thedifferencebetween]

what makes you think whining works on me?

it's not just an office, its a private room. and youre not allowed in it. i keep grown up stuff in there.

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[keep_surviving]

i dunno. optimism?

rude.

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[thedifferencebetween]

well swing and a miss.

cry me a river, cupcake.

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[keep_surviving]

mean.

im gonna push you in the pool.

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[thedifferencebetween]

look whos talking. youre the poster child for bitchy princesses.

that would be a very stupid thing to do.

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[keep_surviving]

now where would you get that idea?

well see what felix and nisha think.

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[thedifferencebetween]

pretty much every conversation ive ever had with you.

they would agree it would be a stupid thing to do. my indulgence only goes so far.

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[keep_surviving]

im taking that as a compliment.

but its a pool party pops. you gotta get a little wet.