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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[moneylogues]

which, again, makes it YOUR problem

oh my god are you really getting hung up over this? seriously? you know you're getting jealous over a guy i hate right. i mean literally we hate each other. he doesn't get me the way you do, he's got too much of a stick up his ass

[he's not dodging the question, YOU'RE dodging the question]

this isn't A Thing

[thedifferencebetween]

what? you're the one who brought it up! but fine, alright, i'll drop it. and won't bother pointing out that you only really hate somebody you've got strong feelings about. even though it's true. and seems really relevant.

but if you say it's not A Thing, fine.

go buy me some ice cream.

[moneylogues]

you know, you wouldn't have made such a big deal out of this if you knew what he's like. just saying. but yeah. dropping it.

fuck, fine

[thedifferencebetween]

consider it dropped, geeze.

the good kind! oh, actually....no. get some of that dark chocolate brownie in vanilla ice cream shit and a case of a really dark beer. i saw a thing about making booze floats, i wanna try it.