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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[keep_surviving]

aww. i think its cute.

but what if he says he wants to draw me? this cud b my 1 chance to be a model!

... im not sure how much of tht i believe.

u think you cud handle travelin with 2 teenages girls?

[thedifferencebetween]

he looks like a reject from a holiday themed boy band.

ha ha dont make jokes. not all dudes are swell guys like your pops. this dude tries any shit, ill kick his ass.

what? about the ski lodge or the bear? you seriously haven't met my ursaring? felix and me taught him to box.

ive traveled with felix i think i can handle it.

[keep_surviving]

n yet, u still tap tht.

honestly i think even i cud kick his ass if he did tri. hes a soft lil thing. its cute.

sumhow uve never brought it up b4. now im a little sad ive never seen it.

well ill ask jinx bt i think itd be cool to travel 2gether 4 a bit. even if its just to 1 place. u going thru the ice path?

[thedifferencebetween]

i sure do! hes got friggin stupid hair, but i love that asshole.

well okay. you want me to get you some pepper spray?

yeah i gotta show you. his names goliath, he's pretty sweet! caught him around blackthorn.

yeah theres cool pokemon and stuff there.

[keep_surviving]

nar. im gud. ive got 7 badges now u kno! my black lion wud slaughter him if i needed him 2.

awesome. i cnt wait 2 meet him.

sweet. now im really looking forward to spending sum time with my pops.

[thedifferencebetween]

shit really? thats a lot of badges.

i'll make felix box him for ya.

what you weren't already? i'm hurt, sweetheart!

[keep_surviving]

rite? r u proud of me?

shit tht sounds amazin.

i was! im just moreso. u kno i luv u x

[thedifferencebetween]

i guess. maybe you'll earn that pony one of these days after all.

it is! felix is one tough sob, that dude can take a beating almost as good as he can give one. which is way hotter than his stupid hair.

you better!

[keep_surviving]

wht?! how is tht nt enough 4 a pony? harsh.

let it go pops.