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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[keep_surviving]

[A rule she will not be following.]

rules? wht rules?

[thedifferencebetween]

the minimal rules i impose on you and expect you to follow out of respect.

[keep_surviving]

i hve no idea wht these rules r. x

[thedifferencebetween]

ha ha.

cute only gets you so far sweetheart.

[keep_surviving]

im serious tho. i need 2 kno these rules. wht if i fuck up and lose my cabin privileges? give me a list at least! x

[thedifferencebetween]

srsly?

basic shit. don't have people over without telling me, clean up big messes you make, don't be loud when i'm trying to nap...

normal household rules.

[keep_surviving]

[Well, those sound exploitable.]

whts the punishment?

[thedifferencebetween]

dunno. since the assumption is you're not stupid enough to actually break them.

i don't do rulebreaking, diana.

[keep_surviving]

u hve faith in me! well shit i cnt disappoint u now.

yes pops. no rulebreaking 4 me.

[thedifferencebetween]

i have faith that you wouldn't disrespect me. either out of affection or just a sense of survival.

[keep_surviving]

affection of course! i love you pops. x

[thedifferencebetween]

that's my girl. love you too, princess.