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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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22nd Feb

[keep_surviving]

[Jack! You've got more gifts! It's two adorable, soft Furfrou pups and a ball of grey fur that appears to be a Poochyena.]

These are yours now. Call 'em whatever you want. Apart from one of the fluffy ones. That one's called Fifi Jr. Pass it onto Fifi for me. No, he can't change it. Love you. D x

[Are these presents of love? Vengeance for spoiling her fun? Or just because she needs to pawn them off on someone? Hope your house is ready for the destruction of three, newly hatched puppies!]

[thedifferencebetween]

holy shit, when did felix and me become that cliche of the married dudes with dogs?

i'll be sure to give him his, though, and tell him its from you.

[keep_surviving]

gd. dnt forget to give Fudge lots of attention. dnt let Havoc hurt them. i dunno wtf ur gonna do with DB jst dnt let him squash thm.

[thedifferencebetween]

yeah yeah, the little f-word gets plenty of attention. d.b hates him. but it's that fat freak's fault for evolving.

gotta take the foofy ones to get groomed.