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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[keep_surviving]

[Hey. Hope you wanted a drunk text at 4 in the morning. Coz you're getting one.]

wer u tryin 2 push drugs on Ji?

nt kl. vry nt kl pop

[thedifferencebetween]

says my probably drunk teen who's got a kid of her own in the middle of the nite.

u know booze is a drug, rite? it's liquid drugs.

[keep_surviving]

1st of all its morning.

2nd I dnt make Ji drink bc i am a gd friend.

[thedifferencebetween]

the sun's not up it's still night. even if this planet has stupidly short nights and days. who can get shit done in 24 hours? that's not even HALF a day!

i just offered an experienced perspective. there's nothing wrong with drugs done in a not harmful amount. trust me, i've smoked, snorted, huffed, inhaled, injected and swallowed everything in the galaxy. back home i've got a chair, rite? and it's full of all kinds of drugs and i press a button and they're just absorbed into my skin. it's awesome!

i miss my chair.

[keep_surviving]

24 hrs is a full day! even I'm nt drnk enuf 2 4get tht.

thts crzy. ur crzy.

gld i wsnt here 2 c u go thru widths.

withwdkak

whsugk

withdrawals. x

[thedifferencebetween]

no it isn't. u know how many hours there r in a day where i come from? 90. that's a full day!

no i didnt have 2 deal with all that, u don't get how advanced a place i come from. i took a pill every nite so it was like i never even took anything. only had like 1 thing i had trouble with an berries took care of it.

[keep_surviving]

wht? no way. ud hve 2 nap like 3 times a day.

.... wht? berries? wht?