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[Sorry, Jack, but Tim heard your metal ass clomping down the stairs and had already turned towards the source of the noise. He just... gets an eyeful of bareass naked metal Jack, except that his whole crotch region was only just barely more featured than a Ken doll. He got flashed by a man who had nothing to flash but the groove where a dick should be, and therefore nothing to actually cover with that cushion. But like... thanks for trying?]

[He looked at Jack, then out into the street that Taako had disappeared down. He gazes out into the middle distance with a thousand-yard stare that would impress a war veteran.]

I could never be paid enough for this.

[He steps back out onto the porch and closes the door.]

[pocketspa]

[Taako does not stop as he barrels past Tim-- in fact, Tim is the perfect dude to be right here right now. If Jack had the opportunity he might have been able to grab the end of his tail, or even yell at someone to stop him, because Jack seems like the kind of dude who might actually yell down the street that his cock just got capered. But he gets away with it and that's what's important.

His laughter can be heard on the wind as he speeds off back home, to send Jack pictures of him taking selfies with his dick with googly eyes glued on in about 3 more hours.

Tim isn't paid nearly enough for this, because Taako certainly took his check today.]