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< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

u can b fuckbuddies and still have each others back

sumbody can b a fuckbuddy and a special person

the label is fwb 4 ur information, ur the 1 making it all weird

also snorks and smurfs r totally different freaks of nature

pick 1 4 ur euphemism

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

FWB?

I wouldn’t use euphemisms at all if it were up to me.

Think I can make a guide for you, though:

- Smurf around. Smurf-up. Smurf off.

- You’re full of Snorks. This is bullSnorks. Your taste in music is Snorks.

See the difference?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

fwb

friends with benefits

u kno, when u have a smurfbuddy ur friends with

yea why the hell cant u use normal grown up words anyway? but that does help, thanx 4 that!

and my taste in music is fantastic

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Can’t relate. Friendship is an unnecessary risk.

I’m an angel. That’s the best I’ve got. Woke up with a PG-13 filter about a month ago.

Dunno your taste in music. You know Queen?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

oh god ur 1 of THOSE assassin types

thats dumb, angels arent a real thing, they were aliens

yea i kno queen

who the fuck born post-1970 doesnt kno bohemian rhapsody?

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

You mean God *didn’t* send his angel children down to Earth to Smurf all the women (Genesis 6:1–4)?

Don’t know how much Earth music made it to your moon colonies. Don’t know anything about your world, for that matter.

Besides copious amounts of murder. You’ve mentioned that.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

gods just something dumb primitive humans made up

but i dunno, there could have been sum alien/human smurfing back in the day

lots of stuff made it 2 space! im not from sum other world, im from the future

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

A god that performs miracles and smites people for 'distributing free literature,' maybe. Gotta start questioning things when god turns folks into angels, robots, and demons.

Good. So I won't have to introduce you to Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, and The Stones.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea 'god' never smote anyone, ppl claiming 2 b doing 'the work of god' smote each other

its all about controlling the masses

but if u need 2 make up sum scary dude in the sky who knos everything 2 keep ur ppl in line, ur a bad leader

no but only 2 of the things u just mentioned r actually worth listening 2

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Sure. Maybe.

Haven't met a good leader before but I'll tell you when I see one.

I'll take two. All before your time so I can't blame you for not knowing any better.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

uve met me!

hey im an afish...afich...im really in2 classical music, i kno wut im talking about. 2 of the listed examples DIDNT make whiny bleeding heart hippy shit

takes way more than being gud at guitar 2 impress me

<cellist>

[ikonsuit]

Yes. I've met you.

[ He knows the word he's attempting, aficionado. Given his past admissions to difficulties with things that aren't technical in nature, Slade won't bother with correcting him. ]

What's it take to impress you, then? Musically speaking.