Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora (
thedifferencebetween) wrote2017-10-03 09:42 am
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< H.Jack69 >
nope on ever meeting the doc, i think he was turned into data or sumthing? i dunno, u hear weird things
the dude who runs the place is a 13 y/o cat boy
he mite have met him
i can ask
<GiggleGrRrRrRrRl>
No, no, don't bother; I just wondered if you had. Your opinion I trust; some kid with big ears, not so much.
Do you really run the whole department? And are you REALLY making lil robodogs? Cause I'd wondered, but it hasn't come up.
< H.Jack69 >
weird shit!
yea i REALLY run the whole department
walked rite in got the job just by handing in my resume! plus boss needed a token godless heathen
lotta foggies up in here!
and yea
do u still want urs, cuz i got it at home but didnt kno if u still cared since ur back 2 normal
<GiggleGrrl>
ARE YOU SERIOUS
DID YOU SERIOUSLY PAINT IT
< H.Jack69 >
yea
i said i wud
luk i like u and im gonna do cute crap 4 u so just deal with it
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Handsome, that's
AW
Course I want the little tyke. The more the merrier, right?
Ooh hey- you want to meet my boys? I could bring 'em over. I promise they're like
90% housetrained.
< H.Jack69 >
im sweet as hell!
yea sure why not
i got a huge yard
they wont eat my cat will they?
<GiggleGrrl>
..... how fast is your cat?
Maaaaaaybe we should wait on the introductions.
< H.Jack69 >
cat speed?
ill put him in the attic its fine
<GullibleGumption>
We won't stay for too long, I wouldn't want to put Mr. Flutternutter out.
This is gonna sound weird, but uh
This'll be my third dog in the last like, two weeks.
< H.Jack69 >
the cats name is cat
why r u collecting dogs?
<GiggityGiggity>
Honey you named you cat Cat?
Didn't know you were such a literalist.
It was an accident! I had Mana summon my boy Bruce- who, all right, isn't really a dog, he's a hyena- and then Slade showed up at my work with an apology and a puppy, and what the hell was I going to do, leave him with Slade?
So now Robopup will make three. I'm going to run out of Wayne family members, at this rate.
< H.Jack69 >
i dunno maybe my kid calls it sumthing else
luk in the future anything vaguely dog shaped is called a dog. we call skags dogs and those r alien lizard things that only have one orifice 4 everything
n im glad slade apologized, i wuz kinda pissed at him 4 that n it was making working 2gether awkward
the robot dog requires 0 care and attention at least
<GiggleGrrl>
GROSS
GROSSAROONI
GROSSAROONI MEGACORE
Ugh. Just- ugh. *Ugh*
[Once Harley gets the shudders out, she can focus on the next part of the message; which makes her forehead furrow and her nose wrinkle.]
Aw- Handsome, I should've ever dumped that stuff on you. Especially when you two work together, and extra specially because you might bone down. That ain't the kind of game I like to play.
[Unless it was a game just between you and one other person- but that wasn't what this was.]
< H.Jack69 >
it wuz fine, i just made it clear i wasnt thrilled and why and he understood and we didnt make a big thing out of it or anything
relax
<GiggleGrrl>
Don't get me wrong, *you* I trust to handle things like an adult.
[Then again, Wilson had probably just grunted and gone on his way.]
Well- I sure appreciate you being such a good friend. I had a lot of fun, the last time we went out on the town. And oh, buddy boy, WAIT till you see what I'm rocking since the fog rolled in. The lighter in my thumb's just the tip of the iceberg.
< H.Jack69 >
its not like he had much 2 say about it 2 me
me n him dont talk much personal shit its mostly killing ppl n recipes n music
oh shit 4 real? u got sum more shiny cyborg upgrades?
<ICriedTheFirstTimeIHeardPapaDontPreach>
Some of it you're going to have to see in person- but here's an (extremely pixelated) preview.
[A picture comes through of Harley, clearly leaning in over her laptop. It is blurry and pixelated; but it's easy enough to tell that her left arm is periwinkle to the shoulder. A black crop top hangs loose on her frame, showing that one half of her stomach is the same colour. There's just enough quality to make out that she's blowing a kiss to the camera.]
< H.Jack69 >
yea i gotta c all that up close n personal
plus i could use the distraction
ben having weird times
<GiggleGrrl>
< H.Jack69 >
not 2 thrilled about that
n i dunno
going thru sum stuff with my kid
its complicated
<GiggleGrrl>
Woof; that's never a good time. I'm sorry, Handsome; I hope things get sorted out between you. Listen, I know your kid stuff is private, and I totally respect that- but I meant what I said. You ever need someone to talk to, my ear is always free.
But I'm also happy just to provide a good distraction. ;)
< H.Jack69 >
feeding cables went off on their own
SUCKED!!!
theres just a lot 2 unpack familywise
lotta history lotta emotional stuff lotta fucked up shit
i dont wanna get into the whole big long thing but lets just say theres sum shit i could have done better n thats not sumthing im gud at dealing with
<GiggleGrrl>
Not getting into the whole big long thing, but
The fact that you can acknowledge that at ALL is a hell of a lot better than most dads can manage. And it means you're trying to do better. That's worth a hell of a lot, at least in my book.
I got to work tonight- but I could come over tomorrow? Not sure if I mentioned, but I moved over to Djavulenstad, so it's a bit of a commute up to your place these days.
< H.Jack69 >
i always tried
its just ben a tough sitch 4 a while
but yea come over tomorrow
oh yea that place
went a couple times with a dude who had an in but i cant take advantage of most of the available vices
<IThinkPurpleIsACopout>
< H.Jack69 >
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< H.Jack69 >
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