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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2017-10-03 09:42 am

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fantabulousandwich: (Big Smile!)

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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-16 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I heard he lived in the sewers and powers the monsternet? What a weirdo.

No, no, don't bother; I just wondered if you had. Your opinion I trust; some kid with big ears, not so much.

Do you really run the whole department? And are you REALLY making lil robodogs? Cause I'd wondered, but it hasn't come up.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of fog folks? I thought tech wasn't her thing. I swear, I spend more time running down the right damn story around here.... those pamphlets they give you are freaking USELESS.

ARE YOU SERIOUS

DID YOU SERIOUSLY PAINT IT
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-16 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Aw

Handsome, that's

AW

Course I want the little tyke. The more the merrier, right?

Ooh hey- you want to meet my boys? I could bring 'em over. I promise they're like

90% housetrained.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-16 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
You're so sweet I feel a toothache coming on.

..... how fast is your cat?

Maaaaaaybe we should wait on the introductions.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Thaaaat might be best

We won't stay for too long, I wouldn't want to put Mr. Flutternutter out.

This is gonna sound weird, but uh

This'll be my third dog in the last like, two weeks.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-16 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You

Honey you named you cat Cat?

Didn't know you were such a literalist.

It was an accident! I had Mana summon my boy Bruce- who, all right, isn't really a dog, he's a hyena- and then Slade showed up at my work with an apology and a puppy, and what the hell was I going to do, leave him with Slade?

So now Robopup will make three. I'm going to run out of Wayne family members, at this rate.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-17 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
ONE HOLE FOR EVERYTHING

GROSS

GROSSAROONI

GROSSAROONI MEGACORE

Ugh. Just- ugh. *Ugh*


[Once Harley gets the shudders out, she can focus on the next part of the message; which makes her forehead furrow and her nose wrinkle.]

Aw- Handsome, I should've ever dumped that stuff on you. Especially when you two work together, and extra specially because you might bone down. That ain't the kind of game I like to play.

[Unless it was a game just between you and one other person- but that wasn't what this was.]
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-17 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously?

Don't get me wrong, *you* I trust to handle things like an adult.


[Then again, Wilson had probably just grunted and gone on his way.]

Well- I sure appreciate you being such a good friend. I had a lot of fun, the last time we went out on the town. And oh, buddy boy, WAIT till you see what I'm rocking since the fog rolled in. The lighter in my thumb's just the tip of the iceberg.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-17 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's Wilson all over.

Some of it you're going to have to see in person- but here's an (extremely pixelated) preview.


[A picture comes through of Harley, clearly leaning in over her laptop. It is blurry and pixelated; but it's easy enough to tell that her left arm is periwinkle to the shoulder. A black crop top hangs loose on her frame, showing that one half of her stomach is the same colour. There's just enough quality to make out that she's blowing a kiss to the camera.]
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-17 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, handsome honey! What's up? You know I'm always down to listen, if you need someone to talk to. And for you? I won't even charge.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-17 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Christ, you too?? I was hoping you were safe sort of outside the city- I was in Bavan a couple days back, walked through a fog bank, and my robot arm punched me in the face. NOT my best day ever.

Woof; that's never a good time. I'm sorry, Handsome; I hope things get sorted out between you. Listen, I know your kid stuff is private, and I totally respect that- but I meant what I said. You ever need someone to talk to, my ear is always free.

But I'm also happy just to provide a good distraction. ;)
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-10-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, listen

Not getting into the whole big long thing, but

The fact that you can acknowledge that at ALL is a hell of a lot better than most dads can manage. And it means you're trying to do better. That's worth a hell of a lot, at least in my book.

I got to work tonight- but I could come over tomorrow? Not sure if I mentioned, but I moved over to Djavulenstad, so it's a bit of a commute up to your place these days.

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