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BACKDATE DEC 25 remember when i pinged you abt sea monkeys

[noasark]

[MERRY NATTENFEST! It feels like the holiday changes every year. Maybe it does. Regardless, Jack receives a variation on the standard office 'everyone' gift; inside a scarf wrapped pack, can be found a kind of gimmicky sort of keychain that has a bottle opener, flashlight, tape measure, and knife in it somehow. Why? It's neat. But more importantly is that this was bundled up with a small 'Sea Bears' Kit.

According to the card, Noa didn't want to hand him a mug and chocolate packs, because that's dumb, you're supposed to be able to actually use the stuff you get. Also, he'd have done more about the tank, but figures building a miniature city would be something Jack wants to do on his own. Given the pictures included in the instructions booklet for the 'sea-bears', these things can get pretty intense.

Oh, but more importantly, there's an ACTUAL present!

Having worked with the guy as long as he has, he would hope he has a grasp on Jack's sense of fashion; he's thus made a waterproof jacket according to those tastes. Stay dry in style, Jack.]