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Hey Handsome,

This is your OFFICIAL notification that the monster pinup calendar photoshoot has been delayed to January 18th, owing to blizzards, burning, alien flesh parasites, and death. Sorry for the short notice, but your friendly neighborhood organizers were trapped in a death hotel, so. Tough.

In the meantime, this gives YOU more time to think about the shoot! As you're a Simulacrum, your calendar month will be April, with the theme of Science... not going to lie, I wrote down Hot Rods, but seems like I was vetoed. Your fellow Sim is in theory Cellist on the Network; but I'll be straight with you honey, he's off sulking somewhere and I'm not actually sure if he's going to show up. Well, we'll figure something out; I've still got one of your lab coats around here somewhere.

If you have any questions or concerns, or if you died and need to be excused, let us know- specifically let ME know, so I can throw you a baller wake and weep over your picture.

- Harley Quinn

Edited 2021-01-16 03:53 (UTC)

not ded

i kno better than 2 go 2 weird parties sum human throws

hey science or hot rods works 4 me i suggested science cuz robots

& i can rock a solo shoot but our buddys gonna have a bad time here if he pitches a sulk fit every time horrible magic disasters fuck him up

that kinda thing happens like 6 times a year

u ok?

I'm glad you're okay, handsome honey. That- was not a good scene. I'm- let's just say I'm not as sexy as I would be normally. But I'm alive, and at some point (hopefully before the shoot,) the fog should roll in, so. I'll be fine.

And clearly I learned my own lesson about human parties. Jumping Cordyceps. That was a bad scene.

Yeah, I don't know what his problem is. Like he literally saved my life, you know? It sucks, but you do what you have to do; and it's not even like it's permanent. But now he's off brooding in this big-appled building somewhere, and *I'm* stuck figuring out the rest of this dogged photoshoot by myself. Told me to cancel it and then he just bailed.

usually isnt

ur lucky u survived lotta ppl dont

ive had sum real unpleasant near misses myself

it does suck

a lotta stuff here sucks u gotta learn 2 roll with it

u got this babe! screw him if hes gonna b a big baby

Thanks, honey-bunny. You're the sweetest, you know that?

So I'll see you on the day? Wait till you see my outfit; it's lit. Matches my halo.

its cuz i like u so much!

ill b there u gotta have sum bot rep

& i cant wait 2 c wut ur wearing

maybe u can wear it back to my place

& u kno

if u need 2 talk about anything or just wanna not talk or wutever

u kno where 2 find me

Nah, not just that; you've got some natural talent in you, that's for sure.

I think we could maybe work something out. I can't wait to see what you wear, either. Feel free to scrounge around the place for whatever you want. Ooh, and talk to Robotnik if you need sciency stuff... I think he... I think he lives here somewhere.

You know, I might take you up on that. But I'm sure he'll come around. He just needs some time.

im chock full of natural talents!

i got science shit i got a whole full lab down under the castle

beakers n tools n all that fun stuff

and i wont b wearing much!

he better b quick about it i dont have 2 many actual FRIENDS around here so its a problem 4 me when 1 of them is off being a sulky prick

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