Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora (
thedifferencebetween) wrote2017-10-03 09:42 am
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<orionsarmpit>
oh yeah why dont you come to my place and show me huh
< H.Jack69 >
i really dont want 2 do that
im comfy
<orionsarmpit>
can i come over???
[ God damn it. ]
< H.Jack69 >
i mean were barely friends at all
ur the dude i hang out with at strip clubs
<orionsarmpit>
im a ride or die kinda guy!
< H.Jack69 >
i kno u do actually
wuts in it 4 me? cuz im ride or die 4 myself i dont need that from anybody else
<orionsarmpit>
< H.Jack69 >
we engage in that hobby together sport
im just saying i doubt ur interest in actual friendship
u just wanna get at my amazing mechanical member
<orionsarmpit>
sometimes i get the yearning for human companionship and being horny confused
< H.Jack69 >
luk if u like shitty b movies and cocaine come on over
but im not showing u my dick
<orionsarmpit>