thedifferencebetween: (Default)
Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2018-06-07 12:35 pm

IC Inbox

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, I'm not sure where to start. I mean, I like a lot of things. Hell, I even like showtunes, much as I hate to play into the stereotype, but I did a lot of theatre in high school and college, so.

[He shrugs and laughs, a bit ruefully.]

I mean, when I was a teenager, my favorite band was the Smashing Pumpkins? They had this sort of, I don't know, orchestral quality, almost? 'Tonight, Tonight,' god, that's still one of my favorites. And 'Disarm.' That's another good one. '1979.' Right now, I think my favorite artist is Patrick Wolf, probably? Andrew Bird's pretty good too.

But man, Patrick Wolf. There's this one song of his, 'Overture,' I just-- I love it. I love it so much, it's probably my favorite song these days, it's so good.

[He starts to sing under his breath:]

It's wonderful what a smile can hide
If the teeth shine right and it's nice and wide
It's so magical what you can keep inside
And if you bury it deep no one can find a thing, no.


[Then he shakes his head.]

Except I don't really have the right voice for it. I'm a tenor, he's a baritone, god his voice is good, I swear, it goes straight to my b--

[He cuts himself off, but given how his cheeks have darkened a bit, Jack can probably guess what the word was meant to be.]
fingersandteeth: (smile)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, who doesn't love Billy Idol? God, just-- 'White Wedding'. I was still pretty much a baby when he was really big, but man, he was just-- God. I'm pretty sure my crush on James Marsters was entirely because he channeled Billy Idol his entire first season on Buffy.

Taylor Swift, though? "Teardrops on my guitar" Taylor Swift? Man, she must have gotten a lot better when I was stuck in El Pecador's basement. I mean, it was years, she probably could have.

[She did, Steven. She really did.]
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no, she hadn't recorded any of those before I got stuck on the other side of the Hedge and then when I was finally back, I was too busy trying to survive to pay too much attention to the music I missed.

But no, I believe you, it's not like there haven't been a bunch of other teenager musicians who got way better when they got older. I mean, Alanis.

Hey, maybe if we get lucky, one of the transplants later will come with an MP3 player with her on.
fingersandteeth: (smile)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Vinyl? Fancy. [Liam, the fink, had been big on vinyl, but luckily that's one of the only ways that Jack reminds Steven of his ex-.]

But yeah, no, let's go back to your place. You've got your own room.

[He'll extract a bill from his own wallet and pass it towards Jack.]

Here. Sorry I can't pay for an equal share yet, but this ought to cover one round?

And-- I'll tell you about it. But later. I've got to warn you, though, it's pretty bullshit from start to finish.
fingersandteeth: (smile)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets him to laugh.] You don't need to buy me a bar, Jack. I'm going to sleep with you anyway.

But yeah. Let's go see this mansion of yours.
Edited (typo) 2020-02-22 02:51 (UTC)
fingersandteeth: (smile)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It's weird. Steven ought to find Jack's little obsession with how rich and successful he is to be obnoxious, but somehow it's... weirdly cute on him? God. He doesn't even know anymore.

The mansion itself is nice, honestly. It's a quality rich person's house, not a rip-off McMansion in the suburbs. He approves.]


Honestly, I don't either. I mean, I've been to Tahoe. I learned. But it's just-- not my thing. But hey, if this works out, maybe I can see your other place eventually.
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
God, me too. Mexican or Anglo hot chocolate? Because if you haven't had proper hot chocolate, you really should.

[Wow that's a lot of Pokemon. God, Jack really is every eccentric rich person's stereotype, isn't he?

He'll just. Get himself half-sprawled on a leather couch, turned inward so that when Jack gets back, they can sit and talk and look at each other. He's definitely getting used to the mask. He wonders if Jack will take it off for sex?]


But yeah, Jesus, I know, it's terrible out there. Nowhere needs to be this cold outside the mountains.
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[That startles another laugh out of Steven]. My god, really? Jesus, it even sounds like them. I feel like I'm in high school again.

But yeah. Yeah, that's how you do it. That's how my Abuelita always made it. Maybe I can make it for you sometime? I'm not much of a cook, but I can handle hot chocolate.

[He'll just, lean in closer a little when Jack makes it over to the couch.]
fingersandteeth: (smile)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Mm. Well, I don't mind being cooked for. Not at all.

[He's got a little smile on his face as he gazes back at Jack. This is-- well, it's a lot less businesslike than most of his hookups have been since the disaster with Liam. Despite them being colleagues and Jack technically being his superior and also the whole thing where he owes him some favors for getting him a radio tower position.

It is almost stupidly like a date, despite the fact that it's explicitly not one, and Steven finds that somehow he doesn't mind that. There's still every potential that this will end badly, with accusations of being cold and ruthless, an over-ambitious closet case--

But somehow, he doesn't think it will? Jack's a businessman. He's going to get ambition, if nothing else. And they aren't dating, even if this feels like a date. They're two friends. Who're going to be fucking. Nothing more than that.]


Yeah. I'm having a good time too. Usually when I hook up with someone, we just get to business. But this, this is nice.
Edited (TYPO) 2020-02-22 04:41 (UTC)
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Steven laughs, rubbing the back of his neck.] I mean, I used to read news on television. They want people who look good.

It's-- kind of weird, actually. Looking like this again after everything. For real, not just to normal people who can't see through illusions. I mean, it's great, I missed it so much but--

[He shakes his head.]

You're not bad yourself, you know. I like your body.

[He doesn't know what Jack's real face looks like. But the body, he likes.]
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

let me know if you want to fade to black or go on!

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Steven licks his lips.] Right. I did say I was going to give you a blowjob, didn't I?

[He'll just... slide off the couch and onto the floor, so he can kneel in front of Jack, reaching to undo his pants.

(GOD HE HAS MISSED THIS. He absolutely loves to suck cock and it's practically fucking impossible when your mouth is full of fucking razors. Like, maybe he could suck off a few kinds of Elementals still, depending what their flesh had turned to, he doesn't know, but most guys? No. Not going to to happen.)]
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

OKAY I WILL TRY MY BEST AT WRITING THE PR0N

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks up, an amused smile playing on his lips.]

Mm. I suppose you might have a point. We haven't even kissed, have we?

[Not that he always does with his hook-ups, but this one feels different.

He lets go of Jack's pants and then braces himself against the couch, hands on either side of Jack, so that he can push himself half to his feet and lean over Jack in order to kiss him. It's-- interesting kissing a mask. Not entirely like he expected.]
fingersandteeth: (lean forward)

Re: NO WORRIES!

[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-22 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, see, he expected it to feel a lot less like imitation skin and a lot more like... he's not even sure. Painted metal? Plastic?]

Eight inches? Really? Jesus, Jack.

[He's impressed, despite himself.]

I am, by the way. Cut. It's an American thing?

[Just going to maybe stay leaning over him like this. He never gets to loom over people in his normal life. They find it threatening and he doesn't want people to feel threatened around him, because white people that feel threatened are liable to lash out and he doesn't need that trouble in his life.

But. Sex is different. There are guys, more than enough of them, that like him using his size and build to his advantage. Who like being loomed at or pinned to the wall or the couch. He'd developed a second sense for finding them in bars and clubs. It was even easier on Grindr.]

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 17:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 18:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 19:51 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 20:31 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 22:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 22:56 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 23:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-22 23:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 00:02 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 00:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 01:44 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 02:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 02:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 02:57 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 03:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 04:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-23 05:30 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-24 10:16 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-25 09:13 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] fingersandteeth - 2020-02-26 23:02 (UTC) - Expand