Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
Well hey, I dunno if you remember, but I'm a pretty good cook myself. So how about you make some stuff and I'll make some stuff. Make it a joint effort!
I dunno how to make stuff for Pokemon, half of them eat weird shit no biological creature outta be eating. I could literally bring a handful of rocks and that would count cuz I've seen Pokemon eat rocks.
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Well hey, I dunno if you remember, but I'm a pretty good cook myself. So how about you make some stuff and I'll make some stuff. Make it a joint effort!
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You know I can't control what that thing eats or doesn't.
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[If you're heartless!]
Just make sure you get something good for all types and natures, okay?
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They're better off if I go to the store.
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[Angel is going to absolutely prove him wrong and show up with a veritable feast of poke-goods.]
Just let me know when you're free next.
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