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Jack holds up his hands with a chuckle.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to say 'drink up and let's throw down right now' or anything, I just figured I'd save ya from sitting there wondering if I've got anything worthwhile in my pants or not. Eff-why-eye, it's very worthwhile."

He can never resist the opportunity to brag about his endowments. Some things are just worth bragging about.

"And yeah, they're how I feed. But I can do all kinds of stuff with'em. They're prehensile, I can control the voltage, hell I can jumpstart cars! That's not sexy, it's just really convenient. Honestly it's pretty friggin on the nose that I'm a robot - I built robots, back home. And advanced weapons and space stations and all kinds of other cool shit."

Handsome Jack enjoys bragging about everything. Especially when it comes to someone he wants to sleep with, he's always driven to show off and impress.

She echoes that chuckle. Crossing one set of legs, her skirts rise up enough to reveal that she's wearing high black boots with the sharpest heels she could find. She moves her shoulders, leaving forward ever so slightly to better show off her cleavage. The woman knows how to work it.

"I've never played with electricity much, but I don't generally trust people enough not to kill me. This world makes that a different matter entirely, though. I wasn't blessed with any useful parts beyond what you can see, but my silk can be rather fun to play with." She gestures with one hand, "Mind if I smoke?"

"Go right ahead! I'd join ya if I could. One of these days I'm gonna make a trade so I can be human every so often, just so I can indulge all those great vices I miss. Drinking, eating a good pizza, smoking, making out with tongues..."

There are some serious downsides to being a robot. All that fleshy fun...but the time will come. Jack's a patient man, good things require waiting and working hard for them.

But when you've got a woman like that across from you, the fleshy things can seem like a much bigger priority.

"But that's number three on the list! One was my castle. Two...well what good is a crown and a castle without a town to rule over? Then occasional humanity. And yeah! Yeah, I knew an arachne, could do some neat shit with silk! And honestly...most people don't even want me to do electric play with my tentacles, they usually just want me to use'em instead of the old hot rod."

Said with a gesture towards his groin.

Her lower arms unfold and she reaches into a carefully hidden pocket to extract a cigarette holder, metal cigarette case, and lighter. She fits a cigarette into the holder with practiced ease, taking it between her lips and lighting it. "I can understand that. I can't imagine not being able to indulge in my favorite vices."

She pulls from the cigarette, looking him over thoughtfully as she blows the smoke into the air. The thought that she's going to sleep with someone who is essentially a robot is an interesting one. It does lend itself to some interesting possibilities. Electricity, for example. It could be fun.

Tilting her head, she smirks at him, "You'll find I'm not most people. I can find pleasure in unconventional, often harsher, things."

"You and me both, sweetheart." One of Jack's mismatched eyes brightens with a quick flash - his version of a wink. His expression never changes, forever fixed in that pleased little smile, but he's adapted to expressing himself other ways.

"You uh...ever go co-hunting for foreplay? Or are you the watch and get worked up kinda woman?"

The lack of expression had the potential to be slightly unnerving, but her former boss was literally a robot controlled by a goldfish in a tank on its head. So, yeah.

She tilts her head, regarding him silently for a moment. Taking another drag on her cigarette, she blows out the smoke and smiles. "While there is something to be said for watching, I have been enjoying being more... Hands on... since I've gotten here."

"I mean I'm a guy who's up for pretty much anything, so...ya know. Lady's choice." Jack has very few hard nos, at least when it comes to the bedroom. Or wherever, semi-public sex is a big turn on for him.

"But I do find it fun to hit the town together, grab a snack...I eat energy so it's real easy to share."

She has very few, herself. Surprising for someone who gives the appearance of such a charming, old fashioned lady. She's been all over time. Little surprises her anymore.

Her smile widens. She takes another drag, eyes subtly glancing about for an ashtray. Seeing none, she taps the ashes onto the floor. "You have my interest. I haven't married those two appetites as of yet." Her smile turns dark and deadly. Bloodsport before sex? How fun. "I'm game."

"Fan-fucking-tastic!" Jack would grin widely if he could. "I knew there was something about you..."

Even from their brief conversation on the network. He's got a sixth sense for these things, a way of just honing in on his type of people. And also badass ladies that are down to bone.

"You have any favorite hunting grounds? I sort of just eat whoever's pissed me off the worst and most recently."

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