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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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< H.Jack69 > (NSFW discussion)

[thedifferencebetween]

i actually dont do much sex clubbing here

its weird smashing with humans now & i dont have trouble finding kinky monsters who r DTF

were friggin everywhere

so wut r u into?

<PasUnPolicier> (NSFW discussion)

[inseine]

[Javert pauses, frowning. He came to ask for dog food and here he is.]

Is this a proposition?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

i dunno mite be

depends on wut ur into

[Jack is never one to let a potential opportunity pass him by.]

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Well. Let me set this aright. My preferences bend towards 'blooded' men, robust men. Men who can stand up to fists and claws. Nothing quite satisfies without brutishness and savagery in the mix, for myself. This is no secret.

[Especially since AM has been known to harp on him publicly, in the past.]

Machine oils are less enticing. But that in part could be compensated for by a heady meal.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

ok but ur not gonna find anybody who can stand up 2 fists and claws and shit better than a marvelous metal man

its not like rough sex is an out there kink relax

its fun! how do u feel about electricity?

speaking of meals im pretty into feeding b4 fucking

i dont use any of the meat & blood & stuff so sharing is easy peasy

1/2

[inseine]

2/2 <PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

How much electricity are you talking?








You are something of a machinist, aren't you? Not only a machine. An engineer, that is the term, not the train-driving sort but the designer and builder.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

as much or as little as u want

im a robot

i got electric cables that come outta me

prehensile electric cables

yea i design machines & program them

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Can you produce an electrical device? What do they call it, a 'taser', high-powered. Like the ones Elias waves about in his accursed city. A wand with adjustable shock, enough to kill if dialed to maximum.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

yea i mite b able 2 whip up sumthing like that

i dunno if i can promise kill strength but i dont think a strong zapper wood b 2 much trouble

im guessing this isnt an official commission & more a back alley just me & u kinda deal?

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Jack, I can be a man of discretion. I humbly request that you treat this venture with the same delicate touch.

As for your 'payment.'

I am willing to play a few rounds of cards, pour the drinks, and light the smokes after a hunt, and whatever else you want for your services. I will not promise you that you are to my tastes. Though I suppose I ought to be flattered by your attentions.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

thats wut i assumed

ok 1) if u like it rough then trust me im 2 ur tastes

2) u can just pay me with money u kno

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Money. Naturally. I've plenty of that to spare.

At least allow me to offer up the supplies, too. I can arrange to haul a live one to your castle.

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

money makes the world go round!

doesnt matter wut world were talking

ok get me a middle aged good sized dude with some meat 2 him

not 2 much muscle

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

Define what you mean by 'too much muscle.' Do you want a fat one?

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

no not FAT

just a little xtra meat

doesnt work out

2 much fat & its a bitch 2 butcher

<PasUnPolicier>

[inseine]

I see. You want the standard early-to-middle-age adult who cycles to and from their desk work each day. I know the sort.

I will see you shortly.