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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[quickattackjack]

_{[Jack gazes into the distance somewhere two feet beyond the Other Jack's stapled-on face.]}


Hn-hnnnnm?

[thedifferencebetween]

The hideous piece of clothing you're trying to set on fire.

[H.Jack gestures wildly at the ironing board.]

I mean, I can only see some of it, but what I can see...seriously, where did it come from? The dumpster behind an estate sale after some fashion challenged geezer croaked?

[quickattackjack]

_{[TODAY...TODAY JACK IS NOT. WHOLLY DEDICATED TO HIS DUMB OLD MAN LACKEY PERSONA. He cuts a tight little frown at the other Jack and sets the iron down.]}

I've worn this suit every prom and it's perfectly fine.