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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[keep_surviving]

i look forward to it

ive been trying this whole badge thing. its not so bad i guess. i like the discounts they get me.

and jinx wants to take this whole 'missions for HQ thing' seriously for some reason. i dunno. i just let her get on with it.

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[thedifferencebetween]

yeah ive been getting some badges.
its a status thing.

well good, you should to. i do. thats how you move up in ranks. thats why im your boss.

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[keep_surviving]

yeh im still not sure i totally get it but whatever.

why would i wanna do that?

you are? i forgot.

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[thedifferencebetween]

because you get perks and you get more money and youre in a better position to actually turn this stupid group into something competent.

seriously? yeah, i got promoted. ive got my own private room at base now and everything.

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[keep_surviving]

what kind of perks?

you have? is your name on the door?

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[thedifferencebetween]

exert yourself a little and find out for yourself.

i'm not telling you that. youre gonna go looking for it and do shit to my things.

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[keep_surviving]

but i have a first hand source right here.

what? nooooo. id come visit you. bring you shit for your desk.

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[thedifferencebetween]

this is a teaching moment, kiddo,
its for youre own good.

just because i like you doesnt mean i trust you. im not stupid.

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[keep_surviving]

but po~oooooooops

come on. i wouldnt deface your office. without signing my name.

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[thedifferencebetween]

what makes you think whining works on me?

it's not just an office, its a private room. and youre not allowed in it. i keep grown up stuff in there.

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[keep_surviving]

i dunno. optimism?

rude.

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[thedifferencebetween]

well swing and a miss.

cry me a river, cupcake.

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[keep_surviving]

mean.

im gonna push you in the pool.

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[thedifferencebetween]

look whos talking. youre the poster child for bitchy princesses.

that would be a very stupid thing to do.

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[keep_surviving]

now where would you get that idea?

well see what felix and nisha think.

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[thedifferencebetween]

pretty much every conversation ive ever had with you.

they would agree it would be a stupid thing to do. my indulgence only goes so far.

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[keep_surviving]

im taking that as a compliment.

but its a pool party pops. you gotta get a little wet.