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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[thedifferencebetween]

it's a problem for everybody. you buy more ice cream!

what? you pretty much just said 'i'm bummed out 'cause i miss this dude'.
what, exactly, are you missing? obviously i'm not providing it.

ha, we can steal their clothes and make'em have to walk back to town in their undies. it's not cold enough that they'll die or anything.

[moneylogues]

i'm not the one bitching. you do it.

yeah because he's my partner. in my job. which i miss. he's just part of that package, i don't see you getting all jealous when i say i miss knives and guns dude come on

yes. fuck yes, i'm in.

[thedifferencebetween]

you're not the one who always gets to the carton last!

WAS your partner, sweetcheeks. see, that's the kind of thing that makes me ask this stuff. i mean we both know what this is, but i like to think there's actual affection underneath it all. don't get me wrong, i know you'd still stab me in the back if you had good incentive, but that doesn't mean there's not some feelings involved.

[moneylogues]

which, again, makes it YOUR problem

oh my god are you really getting hung up over this? seriously? you know you're getting jealous over a guy i hate right. i mean literally we hate each other. he doesn't get me the way you do, he's got too much of a stick up his ass

[he's not dodging the question, YOU'RE dodging the question]

this isn't A Thing

[thedifferencebetween]

what? you're the one who brought it up! but fine, alright, i'll drop it. and won't bother pointing out that you only really hate somebody you've got strong feelings about. even though it's true. and seems really relevant.

but if you say it's not A Thing, fine.

go buy me some ice cream.

[moneylogues]

you know, you wouldn't have made such a big deal out of this if you knew what he's like. just saying. but yeah. dropping it.

fuck, fine

[thedifferencebetween]

consider it dropped, geeze.

the good kind! oh, actually....no. get some of that dark chocolate brownie in vanilla ice cream shit and a case of a really dark beer. i saw a thing about making booze floats, i wanna try it.