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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[keep_surviving]

hey pops. how u bin?

[She heard your gf disappeared.]

[thedifferencebetween]

not so hot, sweetheart.

my 3some's down to a 2some. not quite as fun.

[And it came at a shitty time, too. He's not doing so hot after that little adventure in the woods, reliving shit like that.]

[It also doesn't fail to dawn on him that it's Diana who's checking up on him.]

how bout you?

[keep_surviving]

well tht is just a gr8 big load of ass.

[Her? She's lost, with no direction whatsoever. She has no idea what she's doing and well... Whatever. She didn't get caught up in whatever bullshit happened last month so...]

u kno me. im f9. x

[thedifferencebetween]

it sure is. could be worse, i still got felix. i know we all like to make jokes and shit, but he and nish are on the same level in the old ticker so its not like im alone or anything.

yeah i do know you. which is why i dont really believe youre 'fine'.

[keep_surviving]

yeh. felix is kl.

im meeting up with this guy in gldnrod. [Because that's what modern girls do. Meet up with guys from over the net.] so, me n Jinx r puttin our plans on hold for a sec.

wht im sayin is we dnt have 2 b aniwhere. so i can some swing by. if u wnt i mean.

[She'll just straight up ignore the last comment for hope he'll let it drop. This isn't about her. Things shouldn't be about her.]

[thedifferencebetween]

yeah he is. almost as cool as me.

what guy? why? is jinx going with you?

but yeah, you can come by. were probably gonna be heading to blackthorn soon but were still at the house.

[keep_surviving]

i mean. hes hot but cooler? nar. uve got that 1.

oh its this guy newt. hes nice. likes my pack. wanted to hang out a bit. met him once b4. we chat sumtimes. jinx is gonna shop or whatever.

ur heading to blackthorn? thats where me and jinx were gonna go after seeing every1.

we cud go with u. but we cnt like, warp there or anything so we mite b a drag.

[thedifferencebetween]

hed be hotter if he'd get rd of that stupid orange in his hair.

newt...oh the weird dude whos really into pokemon? he seems harmless,
i guess. if he asks you to go back to his place and look at his etchings,
say no.

yeah, i bought felix a ski lodge up there for valentines day last year. thats where i caught my boxing bear! we cant warp the whole way anyway so whatever. yeah if you guys wanna come along.

[keep_surviving]

aww. i think its cute.

but what if he says he wants to draw me? this cud b my 1 chance to be a model!

... im not sure how much of tht i believe.

u think you cud handle travelin with 2 teenages girls?

[thedifferencebetween]

he looks like a reject from a holiday themed boy band.

ha ha dont make jokes. not all dudes are swell guys like your pops. this dude tries any shit, ill kick his ass.

what? about the ski lodge or the bear? you seriously haven't met my ursaring? felix and me taught him to box.

ive traveled with felix i think i can handle it.

[keep_surviving]

n yet, u still tap tht.

honestly i think even i cud kick his ass if he did tri. hes a soft lil thing. its cute.

sumhow uve never brought it up b4. now im a little sad ive never seen it.

well ill ask jinx bt i think itd be cool to travel 2gether 4 a bit. even if its just to 1 place. u going thru the ice path?

[thedifferencebetween]

i sure do! hes got friggin stupid hair, but i love that asshole.

well okay. you want me to get you some pepper spray?

yeah i gotta show you. his names goliath, he's pretty sweet! caught him around blackthorn.

yeah theres cool pokemon and stuff there.

[keep_surviving]

nar. im gud. ive got 7 badges now u kno! my black lion wud slaughter him if i needed him 2.

awesome. i cnt wait 2 meet him.

sweet. now im really looking forward to spending sum time with my pops.

[thedifferencebetween]

shit really? thats a lot of badges.

i'll make felix box him for ya.

what you weren't already? i'm hurt, sweetheart!

[keep_surviving]

rite? r u proud of me?

shit tht sounds amazin.

i was! im just moreso. u kno i luv u x

[thedifferencebetween]

i guess. maybe you'll earn that pony one of these days after all.

it is! felix is one tough sob, that dude can take a beating almost as good as he can give one. which is way hotter than his stupid hair.

you better!

[keep_surviving]

wht?! how is tht nt enough 4 a pony? harsh.

let it go pops.