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Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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aw man. ur so gay 4 felix. i dunno how ur wife put up with both ur fluff. prob had 2 go out n kick like 5 guys just to even the coolness bk out.

thts nt wht ur supposed to say! thts nt how u dad.

what? that's...a weird thing to say.
i'm a bisexual dude who's in love with another guy, that's pretty normal.
nah, nish was nuts about us both.

sorry, i'm an honest kind of dad.

i jst mean ur so in love n its cute and sickeningly sweet. wish i coulda seen nish more tho. she was cool.

harsh. real harsh. maybe ill just go stay with estranged uncle tim while im on the run.

i've got a lot of feelings and i'm not ashamed of them. yeah, she was.

don't joke about that. i really don't think you understand how much i hate that guy.

i want him dead, diana. he would already be, if that were doable here.

still a spoilsport.

u get so mad pops.

about some things, like backstabbing traitors who steal from me, yeah. i do.

deep breaths pops. u need to chill.

no i don't. he turned on me. he stole from me. i gave him EVERYTHING and he spit in my friggin face and sided with my enemies.

i don't forgive that.

yes pops. i get it pops. sorry pops. ~~three bags full pops~~

you better. i don't lay down too many rules, but staying away from that guy is one of em.

[A rule she will not be following.]

rules? wht rules?

the minimal rules i impose on you and expect you to follow out of respect.

i hve no idea wht these rules r. x

ha ha.

cute only gets you so far sweetheart.

im serious tho. i need 2 kno these rules. wht if i fuck up and lose my cabin privileges? give me a list at least! x

srsly?

basic shit. don't have people over without telling me, clean up big messes you make, don't be loud when i'm trying to nap...

normal household rules.