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u say that like a job cant be fun!

foreplay is also tandem strangling a dude while looking into each others eyes. gets all the gears going, juice flowing! plus power n control r always sexy as hell, n killing sum1 is all about power n control! ur literally controlling the end of their existence n exerting power 2 unmake them from life

if thats not a rush, i dunno wut is

Not why I kill people.

[ But the rush does just sort of happen. Sometimes. It’s a case-by-case basis with that one. ]

But sure, tell me all about your latest power trip and how you probably get off on telling people they’re fired. Seems like a thing with you corporate types.

i regularly kill ppl, wut makes u think firing anybody does sumthing 4 me?

and ur missing my main point anyway, about how its sexy doing it WITH ur special fuckbuddy! its about sharing the experience, showing off 4 em, watching them show off 4 u...

fan-friggin-tastic!

Is that what the moral of this story was? I’ll keep it in mind.

If someone’s special, they aren’t your Smurfbuddy. If it wasn’t clear before that we operate differently...

The only person I’d “show-off” for is my wife.

i think the moral is just that i really like sex and killing ppl

beg 2 differ, just bcuz 2 ppl arent at a place in their lives where theyre looking 4 commitment and romance and shit doesnt mean theres nothing special there

an awesome n super cool amazing smart as shit gud friend whos also friggin hot n ur smash buddy AND wants 2 kill losers with u? can b a pretty friggin special thing

yea well my wives r dead

[ The real moral of the story is that Jack takes his relationships far more seriously than Slade ever has. ]

Opposite. A Smurfbuddy is just that. You Smurf around at 2AM and that’s all there is to it. I wouldn’t call in a Smurfbuddy to have my six in the trenches.

I’m saying 'special people' get their own category. [ A category that, back home, was home to a total of only two people. Here, the jury’s still out. ]

Anyway, I’m not here to talk semantics of whatever label you want to give Quinn. My job is to kill people, not to give you Snorky life advice.

u can b fuckbuddies and still have each others back

sumbody can b a fuckbuddy and a special person

the label is fwb 4 ur information, ur the 1 making it all weird

also snorks and smurfs r totally different freaks of nature

pick 1 4 ur euphemism

FWB?

I wouldn’t use euphemisms at all if it were up to me.

Think I can make a guide for you, though:

- Smurf around. Smurf-up. Smurf off.

- You’re full of Snorks. This is bullSnorks. Your taste in music is Snorks.

See the difference?

fwb

friends with benefits

u kno, when u have a smurfbuddy ur friends with

yea why the hell cant u use normal grown up words anyway? but that does help, thanx 4 that!

and my taste in music is fantastic

Can’t relate. Friendship is an unnecessary risk.

I’m an angel. That’s the best I’ve got. Woke up with a PG-13 filter about a month ago.

Dunno your taste in music. You know Queen?

oh god ur 1 of THOSE assassin types

thats dumb, angels arent a real thing, they were aliens

yea i kno queen

who the fuck born post-1970 doesnt kno bohemian rhapsody?

You mean God *didn’t* send his angel children down to Earth to Smurf all the women (Genesis 6:1–4)?

Don’t know how much Earth music made it to your moon colonies. Don’t know anything about your world, for that matter.

Besides copious amounts of murder. You’ve mentioned that.

gods just something dumb primitive humans made up

but i dunno, there could have been sum alien/human smurfing back in the day

lots of stuff made it 2 space! im not from sum other world, im from the future

A god that performs miracles and smites people for 'distributing free literature,' maybe. Gotta start questioning things when god turns folks into angels, robots, and demons.

Good. So I won't have to introduce you to Pink Floyd, Eric Clapton, and The Stones.

yea 'god' never smote anyone, ppl claiming 2 b doing 'the work of god' smote each other

its all about controlling the masses

but if u need 2 make up sum scary dude in the sky who knos everything 2 keep ur ppl in line, ur a bad leader

no but only 2 of the things u just mentioned r actually worth listening 2

Sure. Maybe.

Haven't met a good leader before but I'll tell you when I see one.

I'll take two. All before your time so I can't blame you for not knowing any better.

uve met me!

hey im an afish...afich...im really in2 classical music, i kno wut im talking about. 2 of the listed examples DIDNT make whiny bleeding heart hippy shit

takes way more than being gud at guitar 2 impress me

Yes. I've met you.

[ He knows the word he's attempting, aficionado. Given his past admissions to difficulties with things that aren't technical in nature, Slade won't bother with correcting him. ]

What's it take to impress you, then? Musically speaking.

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