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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2017-10-03 09:42 am

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fantabulousandwich: (Anticip-)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-01 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Wait what? She did? Handsome! That's great! Isn't it?

[He didn't seem... that enthusiastic about it.]

Yeah, sorry about that, hot stuff. If I'd had a choice, I definitely wouldn't have been eaten. More convenient for everyone.

But I'm here now! Back and better than ever. In the flesh! Sort of.
fantabulousandwich: (Big Smile!)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-01 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
That IS good though. It sounds like she wants to be near you; she missed you. She just doesn't know how to handle all of the rest of it yet.

You never know; those Tagfalutin guys or whatever they call themselves might be down for just that.

Oh no- what happened? Did you spill something on yourself? Full disclosure- I would laugh if you did. But not very much.
fantabulousandwich: (Giggle)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-03 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I want to say it's because she has a lot she's processing with conflicting needs and fears- but honestly that sounds like a regular teenage girl to me.

They really are. Like, why no love for the sims? You're telling me no one wants to trade in skin for circuits? I don't believe it. It was never my thing, but I know it was yours- and I knew at least three people back home with the same end goal in mind.

Give your beers and cigarettes to me. I could smoke them and blow it at you- wait a minute, can you smell things? I can't believe I've never asked you that before.
fantabulousandwich: (Aw c'mooon)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-05 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
THAT sounds like a teenage girl to me too.

So don't bother with perfume on dates with Jack, check.


[The next message takes awhile to come through.]

Speaking of... we kind of- made some plans, back when we were human. Something about a date? And I already got a dress for it and everything, so... if you still wanted to go out sometime, you know, that'd be cool.
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fantabulousandwich: (Aw c'mooon)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-05 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it that bad? I'd offer to talk to her, but uh- I don't think she likes me much.

I love dancing. That sounds like a blast. When? Where? Should I meet you?
fantabulousandwich: (Srs Face)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-05 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes all you can do is just... weather the storm. Give her some time; she'll sail through.

[There's a long pause before the next message comes through; and when it does, it doesn't immediately answer the question.]

You're not going to disappear on me, are you Jack? Only a lot of people have, lately. Slade- Fenris- Rafe. I barely had time to invite myself to move in- now it's just me, a teenage girl, five dogs and a lion.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-06 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[That's enough to make her laugh; the sound hollow and strange, with big station headphones over her ears.]

Human us... they seemed like they had a good thing going, you know? It wasn't weird or anything. And it's been ages since I've been on a real Date date. What about you?
fantabulousandwich: (Big Smile!)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[There are a lot of good reasons why Harley's tried to keep distance between them.

Reasons like what Angel let spill, trying to turn Harley on him. Like what Tim dropped here and there, that made Harley think Jack might've been a little bit of a- well- dictator? Back home. But most of all how easy it was, to be close to Jack. How he was funny and charming and amazing fun and definitely a looker, but could flip that switch that screamed 'Dangerous' without breaking his stride. How confident he was- and yeah, okay, maybe there was some narcissism in there, but- who didn't have their little quirks? More than once, they'd been laughing or making out or just chilling together- and Harley'd catch a glimpse of his face and think Oh, girl, this one's a slippery slope. You could fall so easy into that.

But- this wasn't any kind of falling. The thing they'd had when they were human- it was casual. And it was nice. And it wasn't like they were going to get serious, just- maybe introducing a little romance. Nothing wrong with that... right?

Harley realizes she's still staring at the screen, and has been for who knows how long, without sending a response.]


I think I'd like that.

I mean I did like it, obviously, just- me now, with you now. You know what I mean. Someone really needs to invent some tenses for a past that didn't really happen except in the ways that it did.

But just- still keeping it casual, just with a little bit extra.
fantabulousandwich: (Laugh)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-06 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, if you want to bring reason into it.

Christ, we really did hit it off from like the literal first minute, huh? Best advertisement for dead people disposal turned booty call I've ever had.

So... maybe we give it a shot. See how it goes.
fantabulousandwich: (Giggle)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-07 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I do like presents.....

And you're right. You and me, we fit together like puzzle pieces. Which is a kind of wild all on its own, because we're both, shall we say, ~unique individuals~.

So we'll do it. Wanna be my casual boyfriend, baby?
fantabulousandwich: (Aw c'mooon)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
So? Let's go out to celebrate. And lucky me, I already got a dress. Guess I am after all.

And all of this so say... are you picking me up? You got a spot in mind?
fantabulousandwich: (Big Smile!)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2021-04-12 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Far from it- the spotlight's my favourite place to be.

Tonight? I'm crashing at Rafe's old place, these days- you know where it is? Come grab me, and I'll be your uptown girl for the evening.

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