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<orionsarmpit> CW: sexual content

[bugbeverage]

you know what they say about money pal

cant take it with ya!!!

im pleasure pure and simple have you SEEN my hog

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

u can here

ive died twice & im still rich

so wut

i can change mine out 4 different models

& i vibrate

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

[ --! He can't compete with that! He has to think!]

oh yeah why dont you come to my place and show me huh

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

bcuz that would require me 2 leave my comfortable castle

i really dont want 2 do that

im comfy

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

[ Act cool, BJ. Don't seem desperate. He might have four dicks and a castle but you've got charm. ]

can i come over???

[ God damn it. ]

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

r u coming over just 2 see my junk? cuz idk if were that kind of friends

i mean were barely friends at all

ur the dude i hang out with at strip clubs

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

but we could BE friends

im a ride or die kinda guy!

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

i think u just really looking at naked ppl

i kno u do actually

wuts in it 4 me? cuz im ride or die 4 myself i dont need that from anybody else

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

hey a guys gotta have a hobby

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

im not knocking it

we engage in that hobby together sport

im just saying i doubt ur interest in actual friendship

u just wanna get at my amazing mechanical member

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

honestly ill give ya a secret

sometimes i get the yearning for human companionship and being horny confused

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

dont we all?

luk if u like shitty b movies and cocaine come on over

but im not showing u my dick

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

cool im there