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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2018-06-07 12:35 pm

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Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-19 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I try not to say anything I couldn't say on air. I mean, that's been my policy in public life anyway, but that goes double here.

[After a moment he adds,]

Which was why I messaged you privately. Because I wasn't going to talk about screwing around in front of a bunch of kids.
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-19 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gets a laugh from Steven.]

I prefer top bunk, but I can do both.
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-19 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a numbers game. Steven's familiar with the idea, from the days before hook-up apps. He'd done a fair amount of himself when he'd first moved back to San Diego, after he'd found the local gay scene.

But no, this is good. This is great. He's never been a romantic about relationships--he can romanticize people and ideas but that's different--and honestly? Casual is what he's comfortable with.]


Been a while since I've had a chance to ride.

[Honestly, what little he's had since escaping fairyland has mostly been in the way of handjobs and mutual masturbation.]

You like blowjobs, right?

[Because it occurs to Steven that if he doesn't have a mouthful of razors anymore, there's something he very much misses that he can finally do again.]
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-19 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Not much of one, no.

[He says it off-handedly. Not bragging, just stating a fact.]

They have STD tests here? I was clean last time, but it's been a while.

[Hazards of being kidnapped by fairies.]
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-19 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course they do. [God, they have pokemon on literally everything here.]

I'll make sure I get mine soon, then. And yeah, no, safe sex is a goddamn must for me. I've known people who died because they weren't careful.

[One of them was his favorite uncle.]
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That's fine. I don't either.

[You know, Jack might basically be a Silicon Valley Asshole from the far future, but he's a pretty good guy when it counts. Steven's glad he decided to private message him when he did.

And god, it's nice to have someone he can trust on this level. Someone he doesn't have to worry about being respectable around. It's so damn tiring, sometimes, always having to guard what you say around people.

He doesn't have to with Jack. And that's so good.]


I think I'd like to see it. Your future.
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Just a bit wistfully,] Sounds great. [No, it really does. Slightly terrifying, but there's a part of Steven that likes the idea of being so close to something dangerous and terrifying, but being able to know he's completely safe.]

I guess that's legal too in space?

[He's never been much for using drugs himself, to be honest--too easy to get in trouble that way--but he does support decriminalization.]
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Right. But it would be naturally harder to in a place without much infrastructure, which you'd assume frontier planets to be. Are there aliens?

[He's caught between hoping there are and maybe hoping there aren't, just because he can imagine what would happen to indigenous alien races in an interplanetary 'frontier.']
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Steven nods.]

I guess it's useful to scavenge stuff from? And, I mean, drive the future archaeologists wild.
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, I'm not sure where to start. I mean, I like a lot of things. Hell, I even like showtunes, much as I hate to play into the stereotype, but I did a lot of theatre in high school and college, so.

[He shrugs and laughs, a bit ruefully.]

I mean, when I was a teenager, my favorite band was the Smashing Pumpkins? They had this sort of, I don't know, orchestral quality, almost? 'Tonight, Tonight,' god, that's still one of my favorites. And 'Disarm.' That's another good one. '1979.' Right now, I think my favorite artist is Patrick Wolf, probably? Andrew Bird's pretty good too.

But man, Patrick Wolf. There's this one song of his, 'Overture,' I just-- I love it. I love it so much, it's probably my favorite song these days, it's so good.

[He starts to sing under his breath:]

It's wonderful what a smile can hide
If the teeth shine right and it's nice and wide
It's so magical what you can keep inside
And if you bury it deep no one can find a thing, no.


[Then he shakes his head.]

Except I don't really have the right voice for it. I'm a tenor, he's a baritone, god his voice is good, I swear, it goes straight to my b--

[He cuts himself off, but given how his cheeks have darkened a bit, Jack can probably guess what the word was meant to be.]
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, who doesn't love Billy Idol? God, just-- 'White Wedding'. I was still pretty much a baby when he was really big, but man, he was just-- God. I'm pretty sure my crush on James Marsters was entirely because he channeled Billy Idol his entire first season on Buffy.

Taylor Swift, though? "Teardrops on my guitar" Taylor Swift? Man, she must have gotten a lot better when I was stuck in El Pecador's basement. I mean, it was years, she probably could have.

[She did, Steven. She really did.]
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[personal profile] fingersandteeth 2020-02-21 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no, she hadn't recorded any of those before I got stuck on the other side of the Hedge and then when I was finally back, I was too busy trying to survive to pay too much attention to the music I missed.

But no, I believe you, it's not like there haven't been a bunch of other teenager musicians who got way better when they got older. I mean, Alanis.

Hey, maybe if we get lucky, one of the transplants later will come with an MP3 player with her on.

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