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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[brokencode]

And here I thought you might enjoy showing off around others.

[She thinks about the seclusion of the islands, how they've carved out there own little private space here. Then she pushes the thought from her mind. She can let Jack in as much or as little as she likes, but she'll never allow him to encroach on this safe place she's carved out for herself here.]

It would be nice to see you, that's all I am saying.

[thedifferencebetween]

Not so much at the beach, sweetheart. What am I gonna show off? I wanna swim, I got my own pool. And I'm not really a volleyball or frisbee kinda guy.

But no, I meant it, we'll figure something out. What about...geeze, what do normal people even do? Uh...picnic? What about a picnic? Cuz see I get that you wanna do this on neutral ground.

[brokencode]

A picnic sounds wonderful. What do you want to eat? I've been trying to learn how to cook in my free time, but I could also just... order something, too.

[thedifferencebetween]

Have ya?

Well hey, I dunno if you remember, but I'm a pretty good cook myself. So how about you make some stuff and I'll make some stuff. Make it a joint effort!

[brokencode]

I suppose you're right. Just as you promise to make Pokemon food, too. And don't let Doom Bob eat too much before he gets there!

[thedifferencebetween]

How about I buy and bring Pokemon snacks? I dunno how to cook for Pokemon.

You know I can't control what that thing eats or doesn't.

[brokencode]

He has a name. But fine, buying Pokemon food is fine, I suppose.

[If you're heartless!]

Just make sure you get something good for all types and natures, okay?

[thedifferencebetween]

I dunno how to make stuff for Pokemon, half of them eat weird shit no biological creature outta be eating. I could literally bring a handful of rocks and that would count cuz I've seen Pokemon eat rocks.

They're better off if I go to the store.

[brokencode]

Sure, sure. Whatever you say.

[Angel is going to absolutely prove him wrong and show up with a veritable feast of poke-goods.]

Just let me know when you're free next.

[thedifferencebetween]

Lemme see about this weekend - gotta check with the boyfriend, he plans stuff for us sometimes.