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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2018-06-07 12:35 pm

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Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
fantabulousandwich: (Anticip-)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-05 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[The fiber optic strands are much thinner than Jack's wires; in fact they nearly could pass for hair, just a bit coarser. Also the fact that they glow. And Harley almost swoons when he strokes his hand over it; her eyelashes flutter, and she sucks in a slow breath through her teeth. It's like every delicate strand shoots tiny sparks down her spine.

Hell. Maybe it does.]


Hooooly shit, Jack. [A faint flush starts to bloom in her face.] That's- Christ, no wonder you like it so much.

[The idea of trading brings the ghost of a smile to her face; or maybe it's his tentacle wires, waving at her like they're saying hello.] I don't know about that. What'd I use it for, anyway? To hold my beer when I go in for a kiss? [She scoots a little closer, her new metal leg sliding up and over his knee; and Harley reaches to brush her hand through his own wires.] Hey there, boys. Looking good.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-06 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She can feel his hands on the metal, too, which is somehow even weirder than feeling with her hair. Like, it's metal. How the hell can she feel with it?? But feel she can, from the fabric of the couch under weird skeletal toes to his fingers tracing the seams between the metal plates on her thigh.

And her eyes stay on his, wide and anxious; but the smile tugs wider on her face, lips starting to curl. Until he gets to his last imagining; then, Harley's lips part, drawing in a breath, because she is picturing it. Being taken seriously. Back home, the only thing she's known for is being someone's ex; people look at her and sneer, or laugh, or tell her to sit down and shut the hell up. But to walk in somewhere, and get respect- even a little fear- to have that kind of power-

She's tugging him forward by the wires tangled with her fingers, and her lips catch against his stiff ones. It doesn't even bother her, anymore; she pulls away enough to flick her tongue against his mouth, and when hers makes contact again, lips slide slick over his own.

Some of the hair on one shoulder lifts entirely up, this time; two small locks of it reach for him, brushing against his cheek, his jaw. Harley, eyes closed, doesn't notice.]
fantabulousandwich: (Aw c'mooon)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-06 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[That knocks her right off the ledge again. Finish changing- nope. That's going to be one of those things she Does Not Thing About. One thing at a freaking time.

But there's still a spark in her eyes, when she pulls away; and this time the smile is a sharp little grin, looking up at him.]
Aw, Handsome, you want to go raise a little hell, all you ever got to do is ask. [The light catches her attention from the corner of her eye- something that's probably going to happen a lot, for awhile- and she stares at hair lifting up on its own, twining around and between his wires.]

Okay, that's weird. It's like- like feeling your ear wiggle. I'm not doing anything, I swear. [She can almost feel how it moves- and there's a jolt at the clumsy reaching and twining the strands seem to be doing. But there's a tremble in them, too; and a moment later the locks fall limp again, rippling in his direction but otherwise laying still. Harley blinks, and tries to remember what they were talking about.]

Uh, I- I mean- okay, I'll be honest, I wasn't exactly thrilled about the idea of chomping down on someone like they were a Big Mac. [Her fingers untwine from his wires too, shifting to rest against his chest as she eases closer. Both legs come up, to stretch over his lap.] I think I could have handled drinking blood- that's not too bad, and everyone knows vampires are cool. But actual eating? No way Jose. It's- I guess it's kind of nice. Knowing at least that I don't have to worry about.
fantabulousandwich: (Let's Do This)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-06 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Harley's a big fan of 'live and let live,' but his description has even her nose wrinkling.] Gross. Gross-a-rooni. My city back home, Gotham, has some crazies, but even there cannibalism's never much taken off as a fad. Only people I know who eat people are ones who aren't really human themselves, you know? And you can't really call it cannibalism if someone who's half-shark eats a regular meat person.

[There's no denying the way her eyes light up, at the offer. Teeth catch against her lower lip, legs shifting against his.]

I'd like that. Always enjoyed watching a man who knows his business go to work. [There's a moment of indecision; but it's a quick one.] Do you got to kill, every time? Because if that's a no, you could take a little sip off me, if you wanted. I already got nibbled by a vampire and a little bit filled with light by an angel- do not recommend the latter, that hurt like hell. [She shrugs.] I'dve offered before, but I already know what electroshock feels like.
fantabulousandwich: (Let's do this I guess)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[This rant is about when it finally occurs to Harley that she may not be getting the whole story on what was actually doing with that planet. Not that there probably aren't baby-eating degenerates who roll around in their own waste somewhere in the universe- heck, her hyena Bruce does at least one of those things, and he's one of her best friends in any universe- but somehow I'm the bad guy pings her radar.

In Harley's experience? If other people think you're the bad guy, you probably are.

Except Batman. His opinion doesn't count, that guy's a lunatic.

But it doesn't make much difference to the here and now; she's snuggled close, and catching pale blue metal out of the corner of her eye isn't making her stomach drop nearly as much as it did earlier.][But the idea of watching him is appealing. More than appealing.]
And hey, that's a bonus! I mean at least you got some way to- voluntarily overvoltage? ...I'm going to have to come up with a whole new set of puns. Oh god, I'm going to have to actually learn how a computer works, aren't I?

[Angling one arm around Jack, Harley swipes a pack of cigarettes and an ashtray from where they sit on the windowsill.] Speaking off overvoltaging, you mind? Since you can't smell and all. I've been chainsmoking pretty much since I woke up. So you really built robots? Like real Skynet AI shit, or more the Danger Will Robinson kind? They weren't the mean trashcan-shaped ones from that one British kid's show, right?
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[No cigarettes, no liquor, probably no anything else- Harley hopes like hell that a little electrocution is a good high. That sucks.] Tell you what- I'll split one with you. That way yours don't go out. [Lighting a cigarette, she takes a drag from it, and tilts her head back to blow smoke out the window, offering it to him.]

No one told me monsterdom would come with homework. [...Okay, Slade had alluded to it, but she thought he was joking!] All right, I'll steal a book from the library or something. Stay in and get my nerd on.

[She nods along as he talks.] Some of that back home, too; all drones and aerial surveillance and snooping into everything. No actual robot enforcers, yet- well, [She has to amend, tilting her head.] There were some pretty cool robot suits, but they always had a meat person in them.

But a Loader-bot? No offense- they sound like I'd hire a couple of help me move out of my apartment. What do they load, exactly?
fantabulousandwich: (Big Smile!)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-08 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a brief moment where her smile is broad and bright; and Harley can almost forget that if she stood real still in a corner she could pass for a lamp. One thumb reaches up, brushes against his cheek.]

Ain't you sweet. Promise I won't spill anything on them.

[...Okay, there's definitely something about Jack that isn't quite adding up. From the way he talks, she'd assumed he was just some corporate CEO, like the Steve Jobs of the future, maybe. But first the stuff about the planet, and now this whole thing about cranking out war machine bots by the who knew how many- another puff on the cigarette, and Harley offers it back, turning to face him a little more fully.]

... Handsome, how'd you acquire that planet of yours? You buy it? Or did you- you know- just take it?
fantabulousandwich: (Big Smile!)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-08 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not really therapist mode, that Harley's going in to. She did start doing it as a therapist, but hanging out with Gotham's crazies, you got to learn to take anyone's story as they give it to you. You learn more about someone from how they see reality, than by trying to argue with them that your version is the correct one. And heck; who's to say that it is?

That's why she nods along, trading the cigarette back and forth with him, and keeps her expression open and the smile on her face.]
I just bet. A charmer like you, coupled with actual competency? That puts you ahead of eighty percent of the suit-wearers that I know, at least.

[It's not even a little bit of a lie. Whoever else Jack is, he's clearly not the all-bluster-no-muster type.]

So what did you do next? You got this big, pretty planet; all that good shit under the surface; populated by a whole bunch of psychos and crazies. You've got this whole company at your fingertips. How'd you get to the goods?

[Harley can handle a lot of crazy; but if he says that he killed them all and stripped the planet, she might have to ask him to leave. Because there's a body count, and then there's a body count.]
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-08 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Wait hold up. [Okay, this needs to be addressed.] ... Why was your grandmother on Pandora?
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-08 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a different kind of light in her eyes, as several things suddenly slot into place. The way it fits.]

Yeah, sure, we can drop it. In just a second. [Harley shifts around until she's fully in Jack's lap, straddling him, her free hand comfortably wrapped around his shoulders.]

You know, everyone makes fun of Freud? They think he was a horny old cocaine addict with some weird fetishes and that's all; but actually, the man made a lot of good points. It's just that it makes people uncomfortable to think about for too long, especially in the context of their own subconscious.

[One finger pokes Jack in his non-metal shoulder, as Harley takes a drag on the cigarette, blowing smoke past him.] So let me just ask you this, Jackie-O. Your Nan. She the one who raised you?
fantabulousandwich: (C'mon Sweetie)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[She has to reach behind her to stub the cigarette out in the ashtray; but Harley's eyes stay on Jack, lit up and thinking. The smile spreads over her face again; and she puts her hands on his cheeks, cradling his face between them.]

Course they didn't, Handsome. Look what you did. Look how much you accomplished. [The submission kink, the specifically professing a liking for bad-ass women who order him around- even the liking it rough. Emotional and verbal abuse at the very least, probably physical thrown in as well.

Freud was almost never wrong.]


Oh they were all freaks. It's just that they had a few good points to throw in there, too. [Her hands go back into his hair, brushing over it.]

Let's just take one more little short-cut; cause I'm stuck on this one, Handsome Boy, and it might be a biggie, you know? You- you didn't kill everyone on that planet with your big scary robots and then strip-mine the rock that was left of all its resources, did you?
fantabulousandwich: (Aw c'mooon)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-08 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[This time it's Harley who settles some; her shoulders let go of tension she hadn't noticed she was carrying, and she eases back a little, letting his hands take some of her weight.]

Okay, well- that's good. I mean it's not great; 'colonizing' historically doesn't have super great connotations, at least in my point in humanity's history- but that's workable. [She shifts again, curling to sit sideways in his lap, so she can lean against his chest.

Which just brings blue metal back into her field of vision; Harley wrinkles her nose at it.]


... You know I'm kind of a psycho bandit, right? I mean, I know we touched on this before. Stealing is one of my many fine talents. Back home I once flipped my way through a laser hallway to steal a diamond as big as my fist, among many other excellent capers. Last one I ran before I wound up here found me stealing a kid out of lockup and protecting her from a whole city of thugs because she'd swallowed a damn diamond that was the only key to about three hundred million bucks. And then we saved the day and I stole her and the rock, again, from the actual rightful owners.

[Leaning close, she murmurs into his ear.] And I'm not exactly what we in the business refer to as 'stable.'
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-08 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
All right, you know, that's fair on the colonizing. [Her brow's furrowed thoughtfully again.] So you really do mean it, that these guys went full on feral? But they were like, human beings? Not aliens? That's- that's so weird. Like I've seen people whose higher functions have degenerated that much, but like, as individuals. Not as some kind of systemic issue with the Genpop, that's- that's just weird.

[But Jack is very effective, as far as distractions go. There's an answering giggle, Harley hanging on to his shoulders when her balance shifts, and feet come off the sofa for a moment.] Aw, Handsome. Think you might be my type, too.

[Which is to say, charming, dangerous, narcissistic, competent, and giddy on a - well earned, in fairness - power complex. If he'd been the one who'd wanted to take control, that first hook-up, Harley might've been totally gone. Which is just as well; since gone ain't what she's looking for.]

Which reminds me- I'm, uh- just to be up front about it, I'm not- so much in the market for a relationship, at the moment. I still want to be friends- good ones, the kinds with all kinds of benefits. Just- I'm recently out of a pretty intense long-term relationship, and I'm still kind of sorting through all that, so, I'm not so much looking to attach any strings to anything. I, uh- hope that's cool.

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