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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2018-06-07 12:35 pm

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Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-04 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you still run your butcher's hobby on the side?
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-04 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dog food. Steaks, hocks, marrow bones. Whatever scraps you've got.

And disguise some of it, I have a pup who insists he is 'vegan.' A joke, if you ask me.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-04 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately he is a Naphil who happens to have bought a dog shape from Mana. Never mind it, I will find a solution. He complained about his animal instincts, surely his instinct for meat will override his nonsense 'veganism.'

And


[This feels wrong, to try and practice courtesy, like a 'regular guy' as Hawkeye Pierce has pleaded with him. He is grimacing as he asks, stilted,]

have you been keeping yourself quite well? I recognize it has been some time since I have shown my face to you. What might I offer in return for the work?
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-04 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I am abysmally frustrated. And I am meaning to make good on my outstanding debts.

[By what he thinks is a very stupid 'vegan' Monster. VEGAN. Monsters eat humans! Humans are not vegetables!

Okay, and plenty of other things, but that's neither here nor there.]


Lettuce wraps. I suppose it is worth a shot.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-04 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The things I have done to 'let loose and have fun' as of late would rock you out of your chassis. Despicable!

Make it a fine champagne vinaigrette.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-04 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

Have you taken a gander at the Blood Urge, near the 38-8 charity complex? Bar and club. Full of flavorsome enough fetishists, but the pickings have been damnably thinned lately.


[Literally flavorsome. Not sexually. But, well, take it as you will, Jack. Javert was witnessed with a date (of the Monstrous variety) the last time he popped in for a meal.]
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-04 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Javert pauses, frowning. He came to ask for dog food and here he is.]

Is this a proposition?
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-05 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Let me set this aright. My preferences bend towards 'blooded' men, robust men. Men who can stand up to fists and claws. Nothing quite satisfies without brutishness and savagery in the mix, for myself. This is no secret.

[Especially since AM has been known to harp on him publicly, in the past.]

Machine oils are less enticing. But that in part could be compensated for by a heady meal.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-05 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-05 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
How much electricity are you talking?








You are something of a machinist, aren't you? Not only a machine. An engineer, that is the term, not the train-driving sort but the designer and builder.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-05 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Can you produce an electrical device? What do they call it, a 'taser', high-powered. Like the ones Elias waves about in his accursed city. A wand with adjustable shock, enough to kill if dialed to maximum.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-05 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Jack, I can be a man of discretion. I humbly request that you treat this venture with the same delicate touch.

As for your 'payment.'

I am willing to play a few rounds of cards, pour the drinks, and light the smokes after a hunt, and whatever else you want for your services. I will not promise you that you are to my tastes. Though I suppose I ought to be flattered by your attentions.
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[personal profile] inseine 2023-10-05 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Money. Naturally. I've plenty of that to spare.

At least allow me to offer up the supplies, too. I can arrange to haul a live one to your castle.

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