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[thedifferencebetween]

Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.

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[thedifferencebetween]

what, like banging on every available surface? yeah, got that covered.

hey, cute. why the change?

[keep_surviving]

aw. pops! why? gross.

a cute boy said id look more dateable like this.

[thedifferencebetween]

because that's the kind of couples shit we do.

ha ha, i know you're just trying to piss me off, you don't a damn thing just 'cause someone says you ought to.

[keep_surviving]

then you need 2 expand your mindset. jesus.

... bt he was hawt tho.

[thedifferencebetween]

not really. what we do works for us.
felix isn't a couples-y kinda guy, you know that. i practically had to trick him into the closest thing to marriage he'd possibly agree to.

yeah, sure.

no, cut the crap, sweetheart, you okay? just looking to change your style or did something happen?

[keep_surviving]

bullshit. u cnt tell me he doesnt enjoy a sofa, popcorn, a blanket and a dumbass movie you can take shots to. if so, nt human. u have a sex robot.

well. i am on the run rite? isnt tht was rebel teens do? run away frm home and cut their hair all symbolic like?



i had it shaved bk home. and it grew back all crappy. ive been tryin to make it better but i figured maybe i shud jst cut if off n start again.

new look dsnt hurt tht im avoidin dumbass grunts either.

[thedifferencebetween]

didn't we already establish that felix is basically a human robot? he doesn't have normal people feelings. he barely has feelings. i love him, but he is a deeply flawed and damaged dude.

okay, it's just a normal new look thing. you could go all out, dye it and stuff. start wearing a ton of makeup.

when shit calms down, i'll take you to my salon. i know how that shit goes,
i had really bad hair when i was a kid.

[keep_surviving]

tht dsnt stop havin date nites tho! u mst do somethin when ur nt doing... tht.

urgh. bt tht wud be like. so much effort.
id have to keep ontop of the dye. and makeups a bitch to apply thts like a whole extra hour ontop of my mornin. and if the dye job wnt wrong i cud end up with felix hair. nt worth it.

i kinda miss it already. bt its cool. my neck gets cold tho. when it starts growing back do u think ill look cute with a bob?

whn u say ur salon do u mean the 1 u go 2 or tht u own it?

[thedifferencebetween]

we do stuff, just not 'date' stuff.
i used to have people for that, but they all vanished. and...eh, it wasn't as serious with felix back then, it's different now.

okay point taken, you're lazy.

i guess? can't really say till i see it.

the one i go to.

[keep_surviving]

well make tht stuff date stuff thn.
wht does tht mean? u jst had ppl 2 date?

yep.

wht? oh no! wht if im hideous!?

[thedifferencebetween]

yeah, before there were feelings and commitment and all that crap, i had some chicks i saw. and i'm pretty sure felix wouldn't give a shit if i still did, but i'd give a shit. call it whatever you want, we're committed partners and all that shit, and i don't screw around on serious partners.

i doubt you'd be hideous, maybe just weird looking till it grew out.

[keep_surviving]

aw man. ur so gay 4 felix. i dunno how ur wife put up with both ur fluff. prob had 2 go out n kick like 5 guys just to even the coolness bk out.

thts nt wht ur supposed to say! thts nt how u dad.

[thedifferencebetween]

what? that's...a weird thing to say.
i'm a bisexual dude who's in love with another guy, that's pretty normal.
nah, nish was nuts about us both.

sorry, i'm an honest kind of dad.

[keep_surviving]

i jst mean ur so in love n its cute and sickeningly sweet. wish i coulda seen nish more tho. she was cool.

harsh. real harsh. maybe ill just go stay with estranged uncle tim while im on the run.

[thedifferencebetween]

i've got a lot of feelings and i'm not ashamed of them. yeah, she was.

don't joke about that. i really don't think you understand how much i hate that guy.

i want him dead, diana. he would already be, if that were doable here.

[keep_surviving]

still a spoilsport.

u get so mad pops.

[thedifferencebetween]

about some things, like backstabbing traitors who steal from me, yeah. i do.

[keep_surviving]

deep breaths pops. u need to chill.

[thedifferencebetween]

no i don't. he turned on me. he stole from me. i gave him EVERYTHING and he spit in my friggin face and sided with my enemies.

i don't forgive that.

[keep_surviving]

yes pops. i get it pops. sorry pops. three bags full pops

[thedifferencebetween]

you better. i don't lay down too many rules, but staying away from that guy is one of em.

[keep_surviving]

[A rule she will not be following.]

rules? wht rules?

[thedifferencebetween]

the minimal rules i impose on you and expect you to follow out of respect.

[keep_surviving]

i hve no idea wht these rules r. x

[thedifferencebetween]

ha ha.

cute only gets you so far sweetheart.