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<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

i should put outt some kind of notice

ill be hosting a stripper shelter at my apartment somebody fuckin cleaned it a while ago so i wont have to worry about the habitat being too harsh for em

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

hey if anybodys providing a home 4 lost & wayward strippers its me

i have a whole castle

i can give them a whole wing

the stripper wing

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

maybe so but my place is cozy

we can all get nice and personal while we watch trashy monster romances and eat the pizza guy

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

u really think theyd prefer a shitty little apartment 2 a freaking castle? with servants?

come on now

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

duh!!! id be there!

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

ive spent time with u

thats not an incentive buddy

now me?

im rich im charming i have style i can offer luxury beyond imagination

its no contest

<orionsarmpit> CW: sexual content

[bugbeverage]

you know what they say about money pal

cant take it with ya!!!

im pleasure pure and simple have you SEEN my hog

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

u can here

ive died twice & im still rich

so wut

i can change mine out 4 different models

& i vibrate

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

[ --! He can't compete with that! He has to think!]

oh yeah why dont you come to my place and show me huh

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

bcuz that would require me 2 leave my comfortable castle

i really dont want 2 do that

im comfy

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

[ Act cool, BJ. Don't seem desperate. He might have four dicks and a castle but you've got charm. ]

can i come over???

[ God damn it. ]

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

r u coming over just 2 see my junk? cuz idk if were that kind of friends

i mean were barely friends at all

ur the dude i hang out with at strip clubs

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

but we could BE friends

im a ride or die kinda guy!

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

i think u just really looking at naked ppl

i kno u do actually

wuts in it 4 me? cuz im ride or die 4 myself i dont need that from anybody else

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

hey a guys gotta have a hobby

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

im not knocking it

we engage in that hobby together sport

im just saying i doubt ur interest in actual friendship

u just wanna get at my amazing mechanical member

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

honestly ill give ya a secret

sometimes i get the yearning for human companionship and being horny confused

< H.Jack69 >

[thedifferencebetween]

dont we all?

luk if u like shitty b movies and cocaine come on over

but im not showing u my dick

<orionsarmpit>

[bugbeverage]

cool im there