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Handsome Jack - Hero of Pandora ([personal profile] thedifferencebetween) wrote2018-06-07 12:35 pm

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Handsome Jack here! I'm way too busy being awesome to answer the phone, but tell me why you're calling and if you're important enough, your people will hear from my people.
fantabulousandwich: (Grrargh)

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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-04 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
[If he were in front of her, she might actually try to choke him for that. Through the wild, hysterical laughter, anyway. As it is, Harley nearly puts her fist through her laptop.]

SOMEONE

***SOMEONE***

ME, YOU RUSTBUCKET
fantabulousandwich: (Grrargh)

<GiggleGrrl>

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-04 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know any other robots who would chop off MY FUCKING LEG AND REPLACE IT WITH THEIR SPARE

BECAUSE I'M OUT OF ROBOTS I KNOW
fantabulousandwich: (Grrargh)

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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-04 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm sorry, did I STUTTER

SOMEONE CHOPPED OFF MY LEG AND WELDED A ROBOT ONE ON IN ITS PLACE

I WOKE UP HALF IN A BATHTUB FULL OF ICE LIKE THEY TOOK MY FUCKING KIDNEY


[There's also her hair- but that's been replaced by something so weird Harley can't even make it come out in words.]
fantabulousandwich: (Checking rooftops)

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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-04 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know! I just went to bed last night and woke up in a horror movie!

There was a bottle of wine involved, but that's not unusual either.

[There's a pause, and then:]

They replaced my hair too.
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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-04 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT

NO

I DON'T KNOW

Okay but this

No no no, that's horseshit. I thought you just- kind of- changed. Grew eyes in your throat or whatever. This thing definitely got *welded* to me. I can see the line from it.

And if it's the 'fog magic' who the hell dumped me in a bathtub full of ice after????
fantabulousandwich: (We have to KILL it??)

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[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-04 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK

[Christ, if she hadn't already thrown up everything in her stomach, that would do it.]

I

Okay look, don't laugh. I been crashing at the 38-8 apartments. It's. A lot smaller than you're used to.

Though I don't know what the hell you can give me a hand with unless you want to help me checkfor fingerprints.


[Gods and fog magic, her entire ass.]
fantabulousandwich: (Checking rooftops)

<GiggleGrrl> - want to move to a log, or keep going here?

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Really?

[It's not that she really doesn't want him here. Her place is just- small, and dingy, and messy. That's totally the reason she's standing in front of her laptop, shifting back and forth with indecision. It's not like she needs him to come over. She could totally say no, and she'd be fine! Well, okay, not fine, but she'd survive.

But- maybe he really could help. She's not sure how, but he might, and that means there's a good reason to invite him over and not just her reaching out for someone. It'll do, as reasons go. Harley leans forward to type the message before she can change her mind.]


Apartment 617.

I mean if you want. If you're not doing anything important.


[Oh god, there's a boy coming over. Harley's freakout at her own goddamned body suddenly takes a backstage to grabbing clothes off the floor to shove them into the teeny space that passes for a closet.]
fantabulousandwich: (Anticip-)

Works for me!

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-05 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Harley manages to get the door open, and Jack inside, before she's fully in view; and she's not cowering, or anything like that. It's just that she's still not wearing pants. That's totally the reason.

The apartment is small; a studio, double bed shoved into the corner opposite the nook that barely qualifies as a kitchen. It's dingier than a dorm room; the walls are a faded beige that suggests they were once white. All the furniture is impersonal, sturdy and well-used, with names carved into the wood of the desk, and the stuffing coming out of one arm of the couch. The window above the couch is open; an ashtray and a half-empty glass of wine sit on the sill. The only other mark of anything personal, from the door at least, sits near her laptop; two small plastic figurines, one of a hyena mid-giggle, and the other inexplicably of a beaver wearing a tutu and a tiara. The beaver isn't larger than her thumb.

Harley herself is much more of a spectacle. And it isn't even her leg that catches the eye first. It's her hair.

Gone is the dyed blonde hair that hits about her chin. In it's place is- something else, something thin and fine enough that it could be hair. Tangled and wild, it spreads across her shoulders and down her bad, long enough to hit halfway down to her breasts. It's also lit up, glowing with a steady soft light that seems to come from every strand. Yellow-white up near her scalp, about halfway down it fades to blue and pink, one colour to each side of her face.

The periwinkle blue metal leg coming out from under the hem of her button-down shirt is almost anti-climactic, in comparison. It doesn't gleam smooth and polished, either; the metal is burnished to a shine, but it's made up of irregularly-shaped pieces, the lines black where pieces meet and intersect like a broken vase someone had glued back together. The lines of her knee and toes are clearer, metal sliding against itself like a well-oiled- well- machine. High on her thigh, the tattooed doodles are gone, replaced by the largest single pieces of metal; three pale pink diamonds, an eye-catching contrast to the blue of the rest.

She still hasn't bothered to put on pants.

Harley lifts her hands, when the door is shut behind him. Her jaw is tight, lips pressed into a thin line, and standing, staring at him, her shoulders shift uncomfortably. There's the faintest noise of metal clinking against itself, when she moves.]


Well? Get a good look, I guess.
Edited 2020-09-05 02:35 (UTC)
fantabulousandwich: (Checking rooftops)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Harley's not sure what she expected from Jack. Probably that same, easy-going attitude, the one he exuded even when she was capslocking insults at him. If anyone in this miserable, fog-ridden nightmare roller coaster could make her feel better about what was now attached to her hip- and her scalp- it was this man. So the serious attitude catches her off-guard; she blinks, breath catching when he crouches before her, and finds herself tugging the shirt up on that side, letting him inspect her.

The join is right where her thigh meets her hip, high on her leg. It's half-hidden by the black lace of her underwear, but it's obvious on sight; a thin, straight welding seam where flesh meets metal.

His question has Harley swallowing around a suddenly tight throat.]
I- inside? [Her stomach lurches, but it's an empty- literally- threat. She presses a hand to it anyway, then slides it up, pressing against her ribs, feeing the muscles in her arm.] I don't- no, I- I don't think so. [Jesus, but what if it has? What if there's nothing but circuitry and wires under her skin?]

Is my face going to fall off?

[She sounds even younger, when she says it; and the look in her eyes isn't anything but fear. Her bluster lasted maybe a minute after he walked into the door. Swell, Harley girl.]
fantabulousandwich: (Checking rooftops)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-05 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her expression goes briefly baffled, mouthing the words some face stuff back at him; but she lets him guide her over to the sofa, the open window showing the foggy view outside. She shouldn't find it as comforting as she does. She doesn't need anyone, especially a boy, to get her through anything. But his hands are solid on her shoulders, and right about now, they feel like the only thing keeping her from flying apart into a million pieces.]

Promise?

[It's almost a whisper, and out of her mouth before she can stop it. Harley blinks; glances away, clearing her throat.] I mean, uh- [Say some, Harley, say anything.] It's- is- is it really quality? Because it looks like someone put it together from scraps.

[Her hair moves, when she looks away; a shift where its caught between Jack's hands and her shoulders. It could be entirely natural; except for how the glowing fiber optic strands almost seem to press up into his touch, a subtle shifting against his palms that can't be explained by a breeze. One lock falls forward over his metal hand, the end starting to curl around the tip of his longest finger.]
fantabulousandwich: (Anticip-)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-05 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's no such hesitation, when he puts his arm around her; Harley curls closer when he does, her leg- her meat leg- tucked up underneath her. The metal one stays out, toes brushing the carpet, where she can keep an eye on it.]

It better have a hell of a range of motion. Getting limbs getting chopped off and replaced is one thing; trading down, I think really might drive me round the ben-

[Her voice stutters and dies when he lifts the strands of fiber optic, rubbing them through his fingers; and for a moment, all Harley cab do is stare at his hand, wide-eyed. Because she can feel it. Not just up in her scalp, like normal hair being played with- which she'd always had a weakness for anyway- but she can actually feel the touch, in each and every fine strand. And it's-]

That's- okay that's weird.

[Her whole mess of bedhead shifts a little towards him, like a faint breeze is running through it. And she can feel that, too.]

That's really- weird.

[Under Jack's close inspection, every hair has a miniscule, pointed metal tip.]
fantabulousandwich: (Anticip-)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-05 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[The fiber optic strands are much thinner than Jack's wires; in fact they nearly could pass for hair, just a bit coarser. Also the fact that they glow. And Harley almost swoons when he strokes his hand over it; her eyelashes flutter, and she sucks in a slow breath through her teeth. It's like every delicate strand shoots tiny sparks down her spine.

Hell. Maybe it does.]


Hooooly shit, Jack. [A faint flush starts to bloom in her face.] That's- Christ, no wonder you like it so much.

[The idea of trading brings the ghost of a smile to her face; or maybe it's his tentacle wires, waving at her like they're saying hello.] I don't know about that. What'd I use it for, anyway? To hold my beer when I go in for a kiss? [She scoots a little closer, her new metal leg sliding up and over his knee; and Harley reaches to brush her hand through his own wires.] Hey there, boys. Looking good.
fantabulousandwich: (Checking rooftops)

[personal profile] fantabulousandwich 2020-09-06 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She can feel his hands on the metal, too, which is somehow even weirder than feeling with her hair. Like, it's metal. How the hell can she feel with it?? But feel she can, from the fabric of the couch under weird skeletal toes to his fingers tracing the seams between the metal plates on her thigh.

And her eyes stay on his, wide and anxious; but the smile tugs wider on her face, lips starting to curl. Until he gets to his last imagining; then, Harley's lips part, drawing in a breath, because she is picturing it. Being taken seriously. Back home, the only thing she's known for is being someone's ex; people look at her and sneer, or laugh, or tell her to sit down and shut the hell up. But to walk in somewhere, and get respect- even a little fear- to have that kind of power-

She's tugging him forward by the wires tangled with her fingers, and her lips catch against his stiff ones. It doesn't even bother her, anymore; she pulls away enough to flick her tongue against his mouth, and when hers makes contact again, lips slide slick over his own.

Some of the hair on one shoulder lifts entirely up, this time; two small locks of it reach for him, brushing against his cheek, his jaw. Harley, eyes closed, doesn't notice.]

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